Cocreator of monster comedy Welcome to Hole (out now) Wrote @deaddrunkpod. Improvises w/ @tparentheticals. Co-hosts London improv jam Duck Duck Goose. (He/Him)
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I'm excited to announce...
Welcome To Hole, the spooky comedy I created with friends, is now an AWARD NOMINATED podcast!
We're shortlisted by the Independent Podcast Awards in the category Best Horror & Supernatural.
Like Buffy, X Files or RPGs? Listen: welcometohole.com/episodes
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we should have halloween a couple times a year. the people need to dress up like this more often
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend's house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe
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There is not a single AI-generated poster that’s better than having no poster at all.
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Machines are tools, not persons. Today, some propose granting these systems rights, or even legal personhood. Such an approach risks obscuring human responsibility and leaving those who suffer harm to confront a faceless entity.
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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elmo doing an impression of lorne michaels is actually killing me so bad bc why is it good
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I genuinely think this is a net positive because everyone should be able to have autonomy over their names and im glad that trans people have inspired others to take more autonomy over themselves and no longer feel obligated to keep what was given without consent
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Still traumatized by disabled and LGBTQ+ people existing?
Ask your doctor if “chilling the fuck out” is right for you.
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I learned about the Holocaust and I was like, that's bad. Then I learned about the Civil Rights Movement and I was like, that's good.
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I'm having the last panel inscribed on my tombstone.
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ALT 4-panel SMBC comic update. A man is walking happily, saying "Welp, time to have a beer and wank for three hours." He stops himself, saying "WAIT A SEC. WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE?" The man then turns to a robot and tells it to tackle those tasks, with the robot confirming "initiating... chug and tug..." In the next panel, the man is seen leaning over a stack of paperwork, thinking to himself "Finally, free for more toil."
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Skeletons are the least impressive monster because almost every other monster is a monster AND a skeleton.
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The main reason why most people don't succeed at anything is because they're not prepared to be bad at something for a long time.
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"The apotheosis of insanity.”
For the 20th anniversary of 30 Rock, I went deep on my favorite thing about it: all the fake shows, movies, and songs. With help from Tina Fey.
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