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Celeron G6900

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Jains once ruled (economy-wise) what is today's Tharparkar district in Porkistan. Sikka bolta tha unka. A ruined town called Parinagar was a great trading port of its time. These Jains you are mentioning are HOLDING THE LINE for the event India captures Tharparkar one day.
Samarth Bharadia (@BharadiaSamarth) profile pictureSamarth Bharadia
@BharadiaSamarth23h
Didnt knew these 3 cities in the deep Thar Desert would still have such high % of Jains, cause most of the Jains of Thar have left their towns and villages for big cities. Why do these remote towns still have such large Jain Population?? Even higher than Of Udaipur (9%)
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Yes. India only for Indian food. Hindi Hindu Hindustan, Shawarma bhago Arabistan! Tel lagake sarson ka, Naam mita do pizza ka!
Joe Meatman (@m3atmanjoe) profile pictureJoe Meatman@m3atmanjoeNov 6
Replying to @celerong6900
You’re right it’s anti national
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And that is how it should ideally be. Middle-eastern and Italian food have no business being even half-decent in the Republic of India. 😤
Joe Meatman (@m3atmanjoe) profile pictureJoe Meatman@m3atmanjoeNov 6
Being in India means accepting that you will never eat good shawarma or pizza ever again
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"only to find out it was the wrong twin" 🤣🤣🤣
sofiॐ🍊 (@Lisasgirly) profile picturesofiॐ🍊@LisasgirlyNov 6
I had two seniors in junior school who were twins like absolute copies of each other, one of them choked me up out of nowhere and I was this close 🤏🏾 to death. When I told my mom about this, the next day she beat up that guy black and blue only to find out it was the wrong twin
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Had a bad wisdom tooth pain so went to a dentist this morning. There was a mom with two kids (a 5-6 yo girl and a 3-4 yo boy). While the mom was getting treated inside, the boy pulled the hair of the girl and she started screaming. A nurse then rushed and, trying to calm the
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crying girl, told her "stop crying, she will pull one teeth of her naughty brother". Hearing this the boy started crying out of fear. The nurse then tried to calm the crying boy and said "sorry sorry I was joking, I will not pull out your teeth". Hearing this the girl once again
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started crying accusing the nurse of breaking her promise of pulling out a teeth of her naughty brother. I was watching this entire thing unfold and laughing so hard that I totally forgot about my tooth pain during the entirety of this drama. God I love kids!
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The worse the demographics of Mumbai becomes, the greater will their seethe against Amdavad lol.
Hindutva Don (@HindutvaDon_) profile pictureHindutva Don
@HindutvaDon_Nov 6
Shocking Data from Mumbai 🤯 40 kids born from 100 are muslims in Mumbai Financial capital of India in Danger
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Celeron G6900@celerong6900Nov 6
Replying to @mujifren
We have already killed Turk technicians last year during OpSindoor, so they know what will happen to Turk soldiers if they come to the aid of Porkistan.
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🤣🤣🤣
Kṛśānuretas (@krishanuretas) profile pictureKṛśānuretas@krishanuretasNov 5
Replying to @Leperking1970
Haryana Dehat is the crown jewel of Dehatism in India. Reason: Other Dehatis are poor or lack Urban Exposure, HR Dehatis are such that even Dilli and Money couldn’t cleanse the cringe from them !
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WE DON'T NEED MORE KPs.
卐 𑀈𑀮𑀸𑀯𑀾𑀢𑀯𑀸𑀲𑀺𑀦𑁆 卐 (@ilavrtavasin) profile picture卐 𑀈𑀮𑀸𑀯𑀾𑀢𑀯𑀸𑀲𑀺𑀦𑁆 卐@ilavrtavasinNov 6
the amount of gharvapsis that'll happen in kshmr, they'll start calling it bamanstan. ya ali maddat.
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Gun culture. It is absolutely disgusting to see nearly all murders down South happening using sickles and machetes. Ffs bring your crime culture to at least the gunpowder age!
Lalitāditya (@LalitAditya1212) profile pictureLalitāditya
@LalitAditya1212Nov 6
As a South Indian, what should South India learn from North India?
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Daily reminder that Indian military owns over one hundred golf courses across the country.
KP (@KrishnaPrasalt) profile pictureKP@KrishnaPrasaltNov 5
" lost sports complex" That's what you guys only care about - flashy cantonments, sports complex, pensions You are not patriots, you are leeches
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ANI (@ANI) profile pictureANI
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Indian Youth Congress has suspended more than 200 office bearers from 7 states for not participating in the rally called by INDIA bloc on CEC Gyanesh Kumar issue.
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Bandi Chorr Diwas is the Sikh version of Kwanzaa.
Ahlawat (@bahlawat10) profile pictureAhlawat
@bahlawat10Nov 5
Question to Sikhs How does Bandi Chod Diwas change every year and falls on the same day as Diwali
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Interesting change in the communication tone. 🙃
Narendra Modi (@narendramodi) profile pictureNarendra Modi
@narendramodiNov 5
Let me ask you… If India’s Metro network had continued expanding at the pace it did before 2014, how long would the wait be for cities like Pune to have a metro? YEARS….no…DECADES perhaps. And that was UNACCEPTABLE. In 2014, India had just 248 km of Metro lines across 5 cities. Today, we have nearly 1,200 km across 26 cities. Over 1 crore people travel by Metro every day. The impact goes beyond statistics or numbers. It means less time in traffic, more family time, greater productivity and better opportunities. This is the transformation we are working towards for urban India!
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Reeeeeee how can you just take OUR land and redevelop it reeeeeeee. That land was PROMISED to us fifteen hundred years ago by our last Sasanian King reeeeeeeee. Bastards.
Celeron G6900 (@celerong6900) profile pictureCeleron G6900@celerong6900Nov 5
Lmao Parsi community normies in my city whining since the last few days after they learnt that the municipal corporation has taken and redeveloped (mostly commercial) well over 95% of their kind-of forested funerary lands with two Towers of Silence structures build. 🤣
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Also accusing marwari private bus operators of illegally capturing their funerary land and building a private bus station on it operating tens of buses towards and from Delhi using it lmao.
Celeron G6900 (@celerong6900) profile pictureCeleron G6900@celerong6900Nov 5
Lmao Parsi community normies in my city whining since the last few days after they learnt that the municipal corporation has taken and redeveloped (mostly commercial) well over 95% of their kind-of forested funerary lands with two Towers of Silence structures build. 🤣
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Lmao Parsi community normies in my city whining since the last few days after they learnt that the municipal corporation has taken and redeveloped (mostly commercial) well over 95% of their kind-of forested funerary lands with two Towers of Silence structures build. 🤣
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This is so true. 🥹
Jay Vardhan Singh (@Jayvtweets) profile pictureJay Vardhan Singh
@JayvtweetsNov 4
“Time stands still best in moments that look suspiciously like ordinary life” always found this quote to be very true. People often underestimate how beautiful the little, ordinary moments of life can be.
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