Guitarist. Eccentric Hundredaire. Writer. Bed Bath & Believer.

Melmac
Joined October 2010
Quick tips for your day. 1.) If you get honked at for being an asshole on the road, honking back is just an admission of guilt, you’re still an asshole. 2.) Speeding in a parking lot = stupid. 3.) No one wants to hear your fucking phone call on speakerphone. Anywhere. Ever.
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V10 software was great in the rain. #bahraingp #malaysia
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Chris Chambers retweeted
I'm very excited that Pete Hegseth is starting the Department of Religious Affairs. Since he married two of his mistresses and his family still seems very religious, I assume his own affairs were very wholesome and religious.
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Someone told me I shouldn’t help spread pictures of the Cornell 7 guys, because it might destroy their lives. Sweetie, that’s what I’m counting on.
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What a fucking loser.
I am not joking when I say this. Spotify, Apple Music, and streaming in general is over. AI music is now very, very good. You just don't know yet because all AI music circulating today is from ~2-3 generations ago. Suno v6 pro et al has solved infinite personalized music.
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Peanut butter cookies are fantastic (I’m enjoying one right now) but if someone comes at you declaring they’re better than chocolate chip cookies you tell that bozo to take a hike.
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We need more billion(s) dollar fines for shitty people and corporations. It’s the only language they understand.
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Can everyone just fuck off with the data centres?
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The movie ‘My Girl’ did what Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern couldn’t.
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Chris Chambers retweeted
the whales do not give a fuck what you looked like in the 80’s and would rather you not destroy our planet so we have a chance to see what we might look like in the 30’s
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#ItalianGP🇮🇹 post-race podium interview: 55-year-old David Coulthard: Have you heard of a rapper called LL Cool J 20-year-old Kimi Antonelli: No 💀 #F1 #Monza
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There’s no way the Ford power unit is more powerful than Mercedes. #italiangp #monza
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Someone go check on Willie.
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Dolly Parton was what a good Christian is supposed to look like.
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Conan sold the “we accidentally double-booked them” apology just long enough for people to almost believe it. Then Jon Dore and Rory Scovel started performing their entire sets at the exact same time. The timing is insane. One goes loud while the other drops volume. Random punchlines keep cutting clean through the chaos. Halfway through they escalate with a guitar and an audience member at the perfect moment. Four minutes of pure controlled madness that still feels fresh over a decade later. This is still one of the smartest late night bits ever done. Never seen chaos this fun
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"Even if I got 12%, 1 in 8 people in Clacton would rather vote for a space warrior shaped like a bin than Nigel Farage. That would be interesting, wouldn't it" Count Binface speaks to Sky's @JonCraig as counting continues in Clacton trib.al/3wP4Jbw 📺 Sky 501
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