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Co-founder @foodisgoodco - on a mission to help 1̶ ̶m̶i̶l̶l̶i̶o̶n̶ 1 billion people with dietary restrictions find foods they love - prev @microsoft @harvard

New York, NY
Joined April 2009
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This is for you @MarkVientos_5
If anybody is interested in infield lessons in south Florida I’m available
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she's a 10 but that was supposed to be a random 384-bit number
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This is the Republican nominee for statewide office. Are other Republican elected officials going to condemn the intolerance and racism, or look the other way while it becomes normalized. This is how great political parties self-destruct. Sad.
I heard UT graduation this year looked like this. I didn’t believe it. The problem is now obviously far worse than anyone imagined.
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No country on Earth assimilates better than America. These are football obsessed 2nd gen immigrant kids wearing cowboy hats, crushing beers, throwing up horns, and celebrating one of the greatest comebacks in school history. THIS is why America rules the world.
I heard UT graduation this year looked like this. I didn’t believe it. The problem is now obviously far worse than anyone imagined.
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HOT OFF THE PRESSES: A SECOND MILLENNIUM PROBLEM HAS BEEN SOLVED TODAY See below for our demonstration of P vs. NP (pug vs. not pug)
"Neopug in the Neolab," unknown artist, 2026
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Replying to @dwarkesh_sp
Dwarkesh, I think you have a responsibility to your audience to be more careful here. The underlying events are fascinating and concerning enough on their own. Language like “civilization,” “conspiracy,” and “sacrifice” is not only unnecessary but leaves the reader with a worse understanding of what actually happened and the underlying mechanisms.
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In the 2001 Long Island City rezoning, the City removed height limits, raised the FAR from 2 to 12, and had 0 affordable income requirements They projected ~300 new housing units on these 10 blocks Almost 11000 units were built
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rip david foster wallace you would have loved peta’s horny stunt lobster girl next to a giant bucket of melted butter
We put a human “lobster” on a plate outside @MELobsterFest to force people to see the victim behind the tradition🦞💔
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There is no such thing as a high-permitting, high-cost city. If you have demand and you aren’t permit-maxxing, you’re rent-maxxing.
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.@elonmusk says that no one can name a person who died from his aid cuts. In fact, I've met the kids who are dying, and I've talked to the families who lost children. In my columns, I've cited many, many names of people who have died because of Musk's aid cuts. A few examples: *Yamah Freeman was a 23-year-old woman who died in childbirth because Musk cut funding for the diesel for ambulances in her part of Liberia. She couldn't get to a hospital and died as people were carrying her there. I talked to her parents and sister in their village. *Gbessey Kiadu, age 1, died of malaria because of his cuts to malaria medication in Liberia. I talked to his mom in her village. *Ibrahim Koroma, an infant, died of AIDS in Sierra Leone after he interrupted HIV supplies. I talked to health workers who cared for him. *Achol Deng was an 8-year-old girl with HIV in South Sudan who died when Musk cut funding for the health care worker who provided her medicines. I talked to the healthcare workers. I could go on and on. In almost every village you go to in South Sudan, Uganda, Liberia, Sierra Leone or other countries I reported in, you find people dying because of aid cuts. I challenge Musk: Come with me on a reporting trip, and we'll talk to these moms and dads, and you'll see the dying children themselves. I think if you see the kids whose lives are at stake, maybe you'll change your mind.
Exactly. And they cannot cite a single name of someone who died out of the “millions” they falsely claim have died. Not a single name!
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That's an ABSURD overturn. You have to be kidding me.
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This Chinese humanoid robot just shattered the world record for a half marathon, finishing in 50 min 26 sec. This video shows its crash just meters before the finish line where it had to be picked up by a team of humans. The robot is from Honor, the smartphone maker and Huawei spin-off. This robot was teleoperated while others were autonomous. It seems like all the robots had battery swaps along the way.
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Replying to @ASchulz888
Here it is as a fraction of GDP
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A shame. Waymo tested 8 AVs in NYC with zero crashes reported and now permits expire with no clear path forward. Meanwhile, cities like Houston, Atlanta, and Phoenix are scaling up robotaxis already proven 92% safer than human drivers. New York is falling behind here.
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The only winner here is Anthropic Definitely not the product Definitely not the engineers / staff Definitely not the users
Exclusive: Meta employees are “tokenmaxxing” and competing on an internal leaderboard called “Claudeonomics” for status as a token legend. Over a recent 30-day period, total usage on the dashboard topped 60 trillion tokens.
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Babe wake up Fig made it onto Appopoly
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Spawning AI agents is pretty much this... youtube.com/watch?v=l5wvqKcq…
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📚 How Fig keeps millions eating safely with a five-engineer team and Expo ✍️ @cobbviously @FoodIsGoodCo helps millions with dietary restrictions find safe food. Here's how a five-person team uses the Expo SDK and EAS Update to ship reliably and move fast. expo.dev/blog/how-fig-keeps-…
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Worst case scenario we can just make a new strait. Shouldn't take long once we unleash the productivity boosting powers of AI. Maybe a day or two at most.
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