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coded_bruh retweeted
Yahoo boy bags a wire.
A multimillionaire who has no legitimate source of income to explain his wealth. He desperately wants to buy his Lamborghini Urus, his Richard Mille, and his Ikoyi duplex without raising questions.
So, what does he do?
He opens an Instagram account, posts a “skit,” and uses some of his money to aggressively promote it. He makes about 10 more skits, just enough for 100 Nigerians to know his name.
Alternatively, he drops a single featuring a Nigerian artist. Since y’all are amenable to trash music, you stream the song. Now that our Yahoo boy has given his name some publicity, he’s ready for his next move.
A month later:
Instablog9ja: “Skit maker ‘Laughter Is My Calling’ acquires a Lamborghini Urus, a Richard Mille, and a duplex in Ikoyi.”
To further expand his empire, he launches a clothing line where the cheapest item is a face cap costing as much as $350, in a country where the minimum wage is $53.
Wow! Before you know it, everything is sold out.
You ask, “Where did all this money come from?”
They tell you, “My skits, my music, and my clothing line.”
Lol. 😂
coded_bruh retweeted
The type of girls that gives me green light these days they traumatize me. Before one 8 go give you green light, 4s and 5s go nearly wan use light wey green blind you.
What have I done to deserve this😑
coded_bruh retweeted
Women have this Delusion of Grandeur were they firmly believe they can identify as anything they want
Imagine sleeping under mosquito net at night, then using public toilet in the morning but still having the over inflated ego of a billionaire
Totally removed from reality.
coded_bruh retweeted
So if pregnancy na death sentence, wetin the dead body wan use the car (push-up gift) do? 😭😂
coded_bruh retweeted
Women often treat their maids, who are themselves frequently women, horribly. This makes you wonder: from what moral standpoint do women call men misogynists?
It is certainly not from the standpoint that men treat women as horribly as women often treat other women. Rather, it from women's expectation that men bear the responsibility of loving women. A responsibility women themselves struggle to fulfil consistently.
And when men fail to meet that expectation - when they publicly express their distaste for certain aspects of female behaviour, criticise women's actions, or demand that women take accountability - they are tagged misogynists.
Because women expect men to love them indiscriminately, and because love and reason are mutually exclusive, a man who applies reason to his interactions with women is perceived as hateful by women.
It takes reason to recognise, examine, and articulate women's insufferable behaviour. And when a man suspends the weakness of love and insist on examining a woman's conduct logically, his reasoning is interpreted as hatred. Thus, the misogynist label.
So, it is not necessarily because women possess a greater moral devotion to treating one another well, or even a consistent interest in doing so, that they accuse men of hating women.
It is because they expect men to possess a greater capacity to love women than women themselves demonstrate towards one another. And when men abandon the leniency of affection in favour of the demands of reason, women interpret that refusal to indulge them as misogyny.
coded_bruh retweeted
For those “people” who genuinely believe that ‘if you are not a woman, shut up about women’s experiences’, I have a question for you, if you have a brain that works, even if it is part time:
If you have never been pregnant,
Why are you commenting on pregnancy? Because only pregnant women should talk about pregnancy.
If you have never had a child before,
Why are you commenting on childbirth? Because only biological mothers should talk about childbirth.
This ordinarily means that the vast majority of you loud-mouthed empty-brained idiots on twitter are commenting on something you have never experienced, and you should equally shut up - by your own lunatic logic.
This is the inevitable conclusion of this retarded reasoning but it’s a waste of time showing you all that irrational bias has put your heads in a permanent reverse gear, and if even a fish had the brains that some of you are using on twitter, it will start swimming backwards.
coded_bruh retweeted
"She don born 4 children & she neva reach 30"
Biologically the human female is equipped to carry out this function from as early as age 8 peaking in the 20s and declining by the 30s. If one's intentional about having a family, it's wise to build on that foundation before age 30.
Criticising a woman for making good use of her biological clock and carrying out the biggest possible obligation known to mankind, without which the human race goes into extinction, is something to expect from ignorant misogynists.... and not actual reasonable women themselves. But here we are.
“She don born 4 children and she never reach 30” is not the insult you think it is.
You’re the one having children outside marriage who should be ashamed. You gave these men free access to your body, and they still didn’t see you as someone they wanted to marry. They were only comfortable sleeping with you, cos that’s what you’re good for but when it came to making you their wife, suddenly you weren’t the one. They got what they wanted and left you to raise children, yet you have the audacity to mock a woman who is married and having children with her husband?
You people are not angry because she has four children. You’re angry because she’s married to the man having those children with her, and that is the part you cannot stand. Mad witches.
coded_bruh retweeted
Same way they swept “all men” under the “literary” carpet to gaslight anyone bringing logic to the table.
Pregnancy is not a death sentence, any condition with a survival rate above 98% cannot, literally or figuratively, be called one. Play around with “figures of speech” as long as you want, words still have meaning.
The Global survival rate for pregnancy is 99.80%, for Nigeria, it is 98.9% to 99.0%, under no literary lens does it make sense to be called a death sentence.
coded_bruh retweeted
It is still not a death sentence. A death sentence means you're guaranteed to die because you got pregnant. The death rate in Nigeria with its terrible healthcare is 1%, meaning you'd see 99 women give birth and go home to their families before you'd see one die from it.
A pregnancy is not stage 4 cancer. Nobody said it was.
But pregnancy can become life-threatening, even for a previously healthy woman. Women can develop severe preeclampsia, hemorrhage, blood clots, and other potentially fatal complications.
The fact that most pregnancies end happily doesn’t erase the women who die.
You don’t have to exaggerate the risks of pregnancy to take them seriously. And you certainly shouldn’t dismiss them because women celebrate being pregnant.
coded_bruh retweeted
The way Nigerian youths celebrate NYSC, you'd think they're graduating into a job, a house, and a car.
What exactly are you people celebrating?
coded_bruh retweeted
Physiognomy truly NEVER lies. Just as I saw this tweet I checked your profile. Of course you look like you're on the spectrum. Exact type of moron to make this retarded tweet. At this point I've accepted God is pranking me for making me share the same race as 🤡 like you.
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coded_bruh retweeted
Better to pay for this than to go home to wildebeest and hippos then virtue signal about being some Honorable man.
