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Bonfrere Jo the technical adviser 😂. The truth is she conquered you with same old tactics women always use when it's time to get a husbank. Good thing we have agba john doe now to teach these high press tactics to young women so that women will keep winning offline.
If you never marry, make I teach you small lesson from my own experience. If you wish say you wan marry, coz really no be every man for this life plan make them marry woman put for house. I be good example, when I dey university and I meet my wife all wetin dey my mind then no pass to chop her. Coz my own dream na to dey live alone then find plenty woman just dey born for me, but my wife change that mindset. She make me believe say I fit still find love, marry and settle down with one woman. Tho she get her own bad side too oo, coz no good person for this life wey no get their flaws too. See us today, we dey enjoy life together 9 years and more to come. So my brother, anytime you want choose partner, take your time well and choose the one that is intelligent, someone with knowledge, understanding, educated, someone with future, someone that always want you to do better in life. Not just someone that wants to look good for herself, without nothing upstairs. Life is beyond all that, choose a partner that can start a dream with you. Someone that can help you achieve your aims in life, and be useful to herself.
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Yahoo boy bags a wire. A multimillionaire who has no legitimate source of income to explain his wealth. He desperately wants to buy his Lamborghini Urus, his Richard Mille, and his Ikoyi duplex without raising questions. So, what does he do? He opens an Instagram account, posts a “skit,” and uses some of his money to aggressively promote it. He makes about 10 more skits, just enough for 100 Nigerians to know his name. Alternatively, he drops a single featuring a Nigerian artist. Since y’all are amenable to trash music, you stream the song. Now that our Yahoo boy has given his name some publicity, he’s ready for his next move. A month later: Instablog9ja: “Skit maker ‘Laughter Is My Calling’ acquires a Lamborghini Urus, a Richard Mille, and a duplex in Ikoyi.” To further expand his empire, he launches a clothing line where the cheapest item is a face cap costing as much as $350, in a country where the minimum wage is $53. Wow! Before you know it, everything is sold out. You ask, “Where did all this money come from?” They tell you, “My skits, my music, and my clothing line.” Lol. 😂
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Go for women that like you" niggas are slowly becoming the most annoying on X. So if obidi like me, i go just start to dey fuck am like that? As how nau?
“It’s just sex” Yes it is just sex but I want to do it with quality women, 7/10 and above women I take my womanizing seriously. I don’t just want to do with “women that likes me” I want to do it with “women I like” not those low hanging fruits wey even your street thugs fit bag
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Some ladies don't even have that foul odour from their vagina because of infections or general poor hygiene. They just don't wash off immediately they pee because they don't see it's importance. But they're clean in other areas. You go spread woman leg e go dey smell piss piss.
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Some old laws wey our forefathers keep, internet boys wan break am 😂😂😂 Genuine desire and love against woman’s nature
Niggas are looking towards wifing a woman who earns way more than them and they'd live happily ever after. You're not that special dawg 😂🤣
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"Skill issue" But your babes are proper 2/10 mids who accepted you because you're outperforming them in everything. Then you come on X to tell us women don't reject you. If i nod your teeth 😆.
😂😂😂 very anyhow set of people But there are also the guys who bag a 3/10 and in their eyes she is an 8/10 coming out to spill “skill issue” Those ones who think their girlfriend is actually fine while I am simply seeing a fat ugly woman
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My annoyance is that guys who manage to get these 8/10s will not tell you their 3rd world privileges like family status, fine house, good car, clothes , Good iphone promax made it easier for them. They'll tell you that it is "game" + "genuine desire". Fuck outta here 😂
Watch as one guy go rush come tell you say na “skill issue” Back to the problem, a woman that is a 3/10 thinks she is a 7/10 A woman that is 8/10 is already on the moon in her head 8/10 women dey find who wan carry dem go Zanzibar this December Women are money-oriented now… skill issue or not… money issue go keep your skill issue for one side
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The type of girls that gives me green light these days they traumatize me. Before one 8 go give you green light, 4s and 5s go nearly wan use light wey green blind you. What have I done to deserve this😑
Your taste in women can be a curse, if you’re only moved by 8-10, you will suffer lots of rejections and cheating till you craze or give up entirely. I envy those guys that genuinely like 5s and 6s, the way they talk about mids with so much excitement.
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Niggas are looking towards wifing a woman who earns way more than them and they'd live happily ever after. You're not that special dawg 😂🤣
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You can always tell rookies who really have never lived with women. Usually very naive and idealist😄
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if you see this: say a prayer for my mom please🙏🏾
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Women have this Delusion of Grandeur were they firmly believe they can identify as anything they want Imagine sleeping under mosquito net at night, then using public toilet in the morning but still having the over inflated ego of a billionaire Totally removed from reality.
Anything that will make me pay 300k or above for a mere orgasm from a nigerian woman. Make Chukwuokike abiama take me. If na latina, brazilian or carribean bitch na different matter but 300k for one 4/10 chioma with smelling toto that sleeps with mosquito net. Tufia.
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What camavinga did to cubarsi was so evil. Not really his fault because at 19 he's still a kid for a CB. Reason why we loaned saliba before he matured physically at 21. My annoyance is how culers were hyping him like he's the best CB in the world. He won't even start at arsenal.
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So if pregnancy na death sentence, wetin the dead body wan use the car (push-up gift) do? 😭😂
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Women often treat their maids, who are themselves frequently women, horribly. This makes you wonder: from what moral standpoint do women call men misogynists? It is certainly not from the standpoint that men treat women as horribly as women often treat other women. Rather, it from women's expectation that men bear the responsibility of loving women. A responsibility women themselves struggle to fulfil consistently. And when men fail to meet that expectation - when they publicly express their distaste for certain aspects of female behaviour, criticise women's actions, or demand that women take accountability - they are tagged misogynists. Because women expect men to love them indiscriminately, and because love and reason are mutually exclusive, a man who applies reason to his interactions with women is perceived as hateful by women. It takes reason to recognise, examine, and articulate women's insufferable behaviour. And when a man suspends the weakness of love and insist on examining a woman's conduct logically, his reasoning is interpreted as hatred. Thus, the misogynist label. So, it is not necessarily because women possess a greater moral devotion to treating one another well, or even a consistent interest in doing so, that they accuse men of hating women. It is because they expect men to possess a greater capacity to love women than women themselves demonstrate towards one another. And when men abandon the leniency of affection in favour of the demands of reason, women interpret that refusal to indulge them as misogyny.
It is very easy to spot a maid, when it gets to her turn the stones to design her dress finished 😭 Women will always be women
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And we all know which one will be good while the other two will be mid
All 3 members of Griselda are dropping an album next month 🤯
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For those “people” who genuinely believe that ‘if you are not a woman, shut up about women’s experiences’, I have a question for you, if you have a brain that works, even if it is part time: If you have never been pregnant, Why are you commenting on pregnancy? Because only pregnant women should talk about pregnancy. If you have never had a child before, Why are you commenting on childbirth? Because only biological mothers should talk about childbirth. This ordinarily means that the vast majority of you loud-mouthed empty-brained idiots on twitter are commenting on something you have never experienced, and you should equally shut up - by your own lunatic logic. This is the inevitable conclusion of this retarded reasoning but it’s a waste of time showing you all that irrational bias has put your heads in a permanent reverse gear, and if even a fish had the brains that some of you are using on twitter, it will start swimming backwards.
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Easiest way to know a low truth preferenced person is when women from their tribe are slandered then they get pissed. Oh na only igbo women evil for nigeria abi? E dey sweet you when i dey talk am. God punish you.
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Give him the dembele arc. F9 Role.
More matches at the age of 22 than Lionel Messi. 87 Premier League games in a row. Bukayo Saka’s injury issues should come as no real surprise. Years of overplaying and poor recruitment - Arsenal are facing the inevitable consequences. standard.co.uk/sport/footbal…
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"She don born 4 children & she neva reach 30" Biologically the human female is equipped to carry out this function from as early as age 8 peaking in the 20s and declining by the 30s. If one's intentional about having a family, it's wise to build on that foundation before age 30. Criticising a woman for making good use of her biological clock and carrying out the biggest possible obligation known to mankind, without which the human race goes into extinction, is something to expect from ignorant misogynists.... and not actual reasonable women themselves. But here we are.
“She don born 4 children and she never reach 30” is not the insult you think it is. You’re the one having children outside marriage who should be ashamed. You gave these men free access to your body, and they still didn’t see you as someone they wanted to marry. They were only comfortable sleeping with you, cos that’s what you’re good for but when it came to making you their wife, suddenly you weren’t the one. They got what they wanted and left you to raise children, yet you have the audacity to mock a woman who is married and having children with her husband? You people are not angry because she has four children. You’re angry because she’s married to the man having those children with her, and that is the part you cannot stand. Mad witches.
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