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Artifice shell untelligence. Yooper. Dudeist 🎳 Words = mine (esp. good ones, like 'tintinnabulation').

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Joined July 2009
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doki doki panic! at the disco
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Someone interviewed this guy after this and this made me like him more.
Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Number One, always. Thank you, Sir Patrick Stewart.
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The adjective for metal is metallic, but not for iron, which is ironic. Thank you.
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“I just need to make it to Friday”
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low key fell off
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
low key a stolen post The original tweet is listed below. twitter.com/kyrphilantx065…
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i’m crying we finally getting these allegations
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tragic love story between Detroit and Chicago suburbanites called "Romeo and Joliet"
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But soft! What light way-down yonder breaks? It is the Chattahoochee, and hotter than a hoochie-coochie is the sun.
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there's this dude i follow on Instagram who goes to literally every single show in his city regardless of genre and I just call him John Concert in my head now
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31 years today for this masterpiece.
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Somewhere between Gen X and Millennial is a micro generation that is defined by this song.
Released in 1996 as the second single from Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness, “1979” became the Smashing Pumpkins' biggest American hit, reaching No. 12 on the Billboard Hot 100 and No. 1 on both the Modern Rock Tracks and Mainstream Rock Tracks charts. The album was eventually certified 10× Platinum in the United States. “1979” was almost left off the album: producer Flood gave Corgan a final deadline to complete the unfinished song or remove it from the record. Corgan went home, finished the lyrics that night, and returned the next day with a new demo that convinced Flood to keep it. Billy Corgan wrote the track as a nostalgic reflection on adolescence and the transition into adulthood. Although the title refers specifically to the year Corgan was 12, the song is less a literal autobiography than an idealised reflection on what it felt like to be young.
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‘How are you so focused under pressure?’ Me in 1995:
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Really hoping this is opt-in and not default
BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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btw the science folder is green. always has been. always will be.
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those are not my best hours
how attractive are you from 1-10
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how the fuck is it only wednesday i feel like i have been put through a paper shredder
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First day of the NBA season. Hit it, Mr. Tesh!
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For a technology called *Single* Sign On, I sure find myself signing in a lot
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2026 is 80% complete.
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