Ex cop. Post humour, art and good stuff. My tweets may not be totally original, I follow all views without endorsement. LCFC.

East Midlands, England
Joined June 2012
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My latest cartoon for tomorrow's @Telegraph Buy a print of my cartoons at telegraph.co.uk/mattprints Original artwork from chrisbeetles.com
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On the other hand, U2 said… If you wanna kiss the sky better learn how to kneel.
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Things you'd like back for Christmas
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Same
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Hehe boopers get scritches
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For anyone holding it together by absolutely nothing. 🎈

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Among his many talents, my grandfather was brilliant at shadow puppets. He could turn his hand to anything.
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“What number is this, Chip?” “7-A!” This weekend marks the anniversary of “Daydream Believer,” released on October 25, 1967. Written by John Stewart of the Kingston Trio, and produced by Chip Douglas, it became one of those records that seemed to be an instant hit. Davy sang the lead, I sang harmony, Mike played guitar, Peter played piano, and Chip was there on bass and percussion. Shorty Rogers supplied the orchestral arrangement. The single became our third No. 1 on the Billboard Hot 100, holding the top spot for four weeks. It also reached No. 1 in Canada, New Zealand, Ireland and South Africa, No. 2 in Australia and Norway, No. 4 in Germany and Japan, and No. 5 in the U.K. Peter came up with that instantly recognizable piano introduction, and the B-side was “Goin’ Down.” It had actually been recorded during the sessions for PISCES, AQUARIUS, CAPRICORN & JONES LTD., but wound up appearing on THE BIRDS, THE BEES & THE MONKEES instead. Let's hear it for "Daydream Believer!" #TheMonkees
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😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Aw that's a bit harsh 😂😂
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Sweden agrees
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. That's not what your wife said to me.
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Nothing special.
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What about recuperating the duvet 😝?
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. He's clever but messy. Not only does he have letters after his name he has them on his hands, face shirt, furniture, and walls.
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