frank drebin

I used to be in good shape. When I was younger, that's when I was in good shape, you know. I was in my peak physical condition when I was, about, like, uh... one. Man, you should have seen me back then. When I was one. Oh god, I looked good. Young and fresh. You wouldn't know me now if you'd seen me when I was one. I even looked good for my age. People would come up to me and go, "What are you, zero?" And I'd go, "No, I'm one over here!" They'd go, "Man, you don't look a day past zero. I'm not bullshittin' you there."