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Mr. D

@deetyfi

chronicles of an Upper East Side finance bro

 SoHo, Manhattan
Joined September 2021
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Arriving into Manhattan at Grand Central vs. arriving into Manhattan at Penn Station
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Can someone from NYS explain to me why a lot of Westchester votes Dem while Long Island votes GOP?
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I am BEGGING Tyler Kolek to throw Dalton Knecht an alley oop
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@IQfor3Nov 5
Dalton Knecht Knicks debut
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I’m actually entirely on this lady’s side. Any type of “subway performance” is extremely obnoxious behavior
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@Floridap8triotNov 4
Chaos on a downtown A train in NYC 🚇 A woman screams at a subway guitarist, tells a rider who just had ear surgery to "call Access-A-Ride," then lets out a 17-second shriek as the guy next to her covers his ears. Just another commute in New York.
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Get tf out my way type way. @dvbbs @xxbridge
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I can’t explain how or why but Aptos (Narrow) 11 has been speaking to me lately
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Buddy Hield is gonna go down as a top five 3 point shooter of all time
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Congrats to @mconley11 of the @celtics for moving up to 20th on the all-time 3-POINTERS MADE list!
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Some big ass dude in the East Village got a little too excited about voting this morning
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Steph curry is the best shooter of our time ... I'm sorry
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November is here which inexplicably means Christmas is here
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@PubWanghafOct 31
“Anakin, my allegiance is to the stock market, to the GDP!”
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"from my point of view, the jedi are evil"
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Caucasian Knicks Twitter when Tyler Kolek checks into the game.
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They’re calling it “the nightmare blunt rotation”
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@CaitlinCloud9Oct 28
took a bunch of vcs to napa this weekend. can confirm the venture ecosystem remains highly liquid. 🍷
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Scuffle breaking out on court, team mates separating each other clearing the mess etc. Josh Hart:
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-750 to be a @Friday_Beers lead slide this week
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This is what happens when a guy is trying to get laid and tells the girl “you’re actually so funny” and she starts to believe it
Thought Catalog (@ThoughtCatalog) profile pictureThought Catalog
@ThoughtCatalogOct 26
The winners of the Elizabeth Holmes and Nathan Fielder look-alike contest celebrate in Washington Square Park.
Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winners.

Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

ALT Credit: Mayer / MEGA. Elizabeth Holmes, Nathan Fielder Look-alike Contest-winner.

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@Coopz___Oct 26
the teacher would have separated them in class
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@Coopz___Oct 25
my favorite part about the luka and austin reaves pairing is that they might be the league’s two biggest assholes. taunting the crowd, telling them to shut the fuck up and sit down, galloping and strutting around the court, holding their follow throughs, just constant emoting
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Where is Parker House?
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Tarrytown NY or Westport CT?
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