Hilariously derailing one-liner. Probably playing CS2.

transhumanist(system);maya#304
Joined June 2024
well, to be fair I did have a friend tell me this in confidence and I gently insisted he get help for that, and no, this was not a twitter person. there's a difference between someone who's disgusted with themselves and wants help versus someone who's trying to enable it.
Replying to @gigaeugenicist1
why do you know so many pedophiles
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it's not my business to share how that had gone of course, but the family is doing their best to help
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and since they do not have twitter and we don't talk much anymore, I wanted to share this in case anyone might be struggling, tell the people who care about you so they can help you
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Here’s a rather extraordinary discovery: humanity seems to have interrupted the beginning of the next ice age. We thought it might happen in the future, but the evidence suggests it's already happened. A new study in Science argues that the next major glaciation had already begun roughly 2,000 years ago, before modern warming reversed the trend in the 20th century. The evidence comes from the Barnes Ice Cap on Baffin Island, the last surviving remnant of the enormous Laurentide Ice Sheet that once covered much of Canada and reached as far south as Illinois. Because Barnes is frozen directly to its bedrock, advancing ice buries and preserves vegetation beneath it. Researchers radiocarbon dated plants emerging as the ice retreats to reconstruct its history. They found that after melting to a minimum extent around 3,000 years ago, the ice began expanding again about 2,000 years ago. The researchers interpret this as the earliest stage of the next glacial period. Left to natural orbital cycles, that cooling would have unfolded extremely slowly, potentially taking tens of thousands of years to rebuild a continent spanning ice sheet. But around 1960, the trend reversed. Summers became warm enough that Barnes began losing more ice than it gained, despite Northern Hemisphere summer sunlight continuing to slowly decline in a way that should favor renewed glaciation. Greenhouse warming had (thankfully) overwhelmed the natural cooling tendency. The Barnes ice cap may now disappear entirely within the next few centuries, removing the final remnant of an ice sheet that repeatedly served as the nucleus for much larger glaciations. There is a remarkable deep time perspective here. For millions of years, orbital cycles have pushed Earth between warmer interglacials and colder glacial periods. According to this study, that ancient cycle had started turning once again. Then, in the geological equivalent of an instant, humanity pushed hard enough in the opposite direction to stop it. Just so we're clear, this is a very very good thing. πŸ“Έ Geology Sciences Sources: 1) phys.org/news/2026-10-global… 2) science.org/doi/10.1126/scie…
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Replying to @Dunetsk
Does it work with heavily camouflaged hikers
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when the problem solving skills are used against my own problems
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always on hot mic functionality btw. PLUS: automatic content recognition, geo positioning, network mapping, a targeted ads service, 4 distinct drm services, user profile building and so much more juicy telemetry! just you, God, a $3000 TV and samsung + their 400 partners! more to come, screenshot below is of a file called security-policy.xml
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redditors are discovering horrific new ways to die
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Having a dissociative dissorder be like
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"like I've done something morally questionable" Yes, you should've told her If he loves you that much, he should own up to it, but he's a bitch and so are you :T
Confessing her love live on air to Ethan and Hila is being cucked having to listen to this πŸ’€πŸš¨πŸ€‘
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Y'all had months. You did not trip and fall between those cheeks. Bffr
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No, I don't want to marry someone like that. I'm sure it serves you to think of this as some sort of horny white-knighting. The truth is, people like you piss me the fuck off way more than their sins disgust me.
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did this with myself and felt happy
Wanna know how your relationship compares to other people in the same boat? Based on a survey sample of 50k+, I built a thing where you input traits about your relationship, and then see how other people with those traits are doing in their romantic life.
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"the Ethan Klein peek cuz it looks like he's cheating" holy FUCK
CS2 caster @JustHarryGG really called a smoke spam kill an "Ethan Klein peek" πŸ˜­πŸ’€ ( via @pglesports )
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Sometimes people who agree with you are silently building up a completely warped model of you in their heads that eventually is going to reap your soul. These are often the most dangerous people you'll end up around, even more than those who rudely disagree with you. Be careful.
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hate conversational bad faith. i’m trying to understand u and you’re trying to defeat me. we are participating in two entirely different activities
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yes
bitches on here will be suicidal one day and post about their boyfriends the next
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it's hard to be as sad as you were when he wakes you up with breakfast and shi
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"I want to host a bnb but I don't want to do any of the work because cleaning up after people is gross" Bruh who cares, them not having to deal with this shit is why they're paying you.
The Airbnb host tabtrums over getting rid of ridiculous terms is great content This woman truly believes she is better than other people
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It's also super easy to hire someone, or you could potentially reduce the cost if they *do* the work, which would be nice! I would agree to do additional things to pay less.
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