@edjenko

E D JENKINS former smart person gay elf enjoyer rep @Awritesinger https://xitter.cf/t.co/Rq4Tv77pdX

 Sydney
edjenkins.com.au
Joined January 2013
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its jex btw@beersmoker93Oct 25
social rules are different for me than for everyone else due to my high base level of unlikeability
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Benny Feldman@FeldfrogOct 24
I try to watch movies from the perspective of an audience member and try to imagine what I might think if I was someone watching the movie
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walked past a bar and they got How It’s Made on the tv. They got me. Floated on up there like a cartoon character sniffing a pie on a windowsill
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In my screening of You Can See Everything, there was this guy sitting next to me that kept fading in and out. Every couple minutes he would lower his opacity to 65% then to 13% then back up to 95%. So obnoxious. People don’t know how to behave in theaters anymore.
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Dan Baltic
@baltic_danOct 15
Most of you don't need some sort of bespoke soulmate. You're not very complicated. I'm different in this regard because I'm rather unusual and need to live the erotic life of the artist. To enjoy perfect love. But you should just find someone that's ok and get married
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Lukas Battle@lukasbattleOct 15
Took a B12 vitamin this morning in hopes it not only solves all of the issues I currently have internally but but also globally, reaching people in all corners of the world
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Slappy@SlapmemamOct 14
found a key on the ground. exciting to know a problem exists somewhere
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Ralph Bakshi
@ralphbakshiOct 14
A Mike Ploog Ringwraith design (1977) #lotr
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It’s just a joke dude. It’s just a form of speech. Speech doesn’t communicate ideas
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Emma 🗡@edjenko4 Oct 2023
i can tell when a book is good just by reading it
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"The heart wants what it wants" Not my heart. My heart hates tautologies. It contributes to the sum of human knowledge through synthetic judgement
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jo 🩵🦑@DiaryofJoOct 11
Mantras for when your team is losing
Boyidiot@ironicallyubiOct 11
- Sports arent fun to watch - Sports promote fascist behaviour - Sports distract and subdue the proletariat from the ongoing class war against the bourgeoisie
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dylan
@narrenhutOct 11
This is just like what that French guy Boulderyard talked about… Beauregard…. There’s a referent and uh another thing and they get all mixed up I believe. He talked about this in his book. Balltheguard
nazanin@onapittanceOct 11
Saw this AI-generated sign outside of a spa that is a sign of a sign
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Rudolf Nureyev’s cape by James Bailey for Albrecht in “Giselle,” 1960
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Every time AI solves these math problems, the mathematicians come out in force to shit on it. When you dig into it a bit, they begrudgingly admit the AI did solve the problem but l it in the wrong way or whatever. Too bad sucka, should’ve done a real degree like Creative Writing.
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katherine@spacecroneOct 8
My favorite Anne Carson moment ever. She gets it
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Coat by Pingat, 1890s. Augusta Auctions.
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kunk@gunk4188Sep 28
Wearing a shirt that says "Please Be Kind To Me" while I have multiple gaping bullet wounds and am covered in blood and a knife is sticking out the back of my head
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josh 📈@oldviennalagerSep 28
just met a homeless guy with "A U T O F I C T I O N V I C T I M" tattooed on his knuckles. very small letters
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