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@esarhaddon__

I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate

 Michigan, USA
Joined August 2010
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You'll never get some people to see reason about anonymous accusation boards until you add their family members and write whatever you like next to their names, pictures and identifying information. Suddenly...
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I think the loud but unsaid part is that many people’s image of an ideal partner is a cute thief that has endless money and asks zero questions.
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I. Cox
@IanECoxOct 6
It's always amazing how quickly countries recover from war. Makes one wonder what African countries that aren't at war are doing.
Asaad Sam Hanna (@asaadhanna) profile pictureAsaad Sam Hanna
@asaadhannaOct 6
The Syrian fleet went from 2 old falling parts jets to 12 new ones. Director @ohosari is killing it 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
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⚓️@o___nana_Sep 30
“All of a sudden I want to eat popcorn and cabbage”
Maame✨ (@adj_oaa) profile pictureMaame✨@adj_oaaSep 30
All of a sudden I want to eat popcorn and cabbage
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Nans, Esq.@nansbelloSep 30
First and last time I did it, I cried. That woman pressed me like I had slept with her husband.
TB🤴🏾 (@TevonBlair) profile pictureTB🤴🏾
@TevonBlairSep 30
a deep tissue massage will never see me again.
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@andyreedSep 30
waking up and seeing your agent stopped to ask for permission 8h ago
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“pastor Jerry hosts prayers and worship at Old Trafford” Manchester City three days later: 👇🏼
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“So you opened a bar centered around revolutionary praxis instead of alcohol sales?” That’s correct Dave “and your primary customer base makes approximately zero dollars a year” That’s right “How did they even drink with the masks on?” They didn’t dave
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Dan McLaughlin
@baseballcrankSep 22
From the top rope, @charlescwcooke @NRO:
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New York Post
@nypost15 Jul 2023
Black, Hispanic NYers who failed teacher’s test strike $1.8B in NYC settlement trib.al/VSwTGIq
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@falconshatemeSep 21
shit say 5.2
Kalshi Sports (@KalshiSports) profile pictureKalshi Sports
@KalshiSportsSep 21
NFL Worst QBR Through 2 Weeks: 1. Cooper Rush (5.2) 2. Justin Herbert (29.3) 3. Aaron Rodgers (31.6) 4. Bo Nix (37.5) 5. Malik Willis (40.6) 6. Baker Mayfield (45.3) 7. Jordan Love (50.2) 8. Cam Ward (50.6)
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So we're talking, hanging out, being kind to each other AND having sex? There are married couples that don't do as much.
Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 (@goaldigger_ke) profile pictureKitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪@goaldigger_ke30 Jun 2025
Even in casual sex, you need to be with a partner who is kind to you. Cares about you and treats you gently. Someone you can actually talk to and hang out with. Just because it’s casual doesn’t mean it should be with someone emotionally unavailable or cruel.
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yeah I think we need a nationwide yearly standardized test now that we send to parents. The schools can't be trusted and we need to explain that YOUR KID CANT READ way early. i am beyond mad that article ruined my weekend i am going to hug my wife now
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Patrick Brennan
@ptbrennan11Sep 20
Here is the explanation her daughter's middle school principal offers for running a school that does not assign homework (according to the story) and gives a kid As in algebra despite their not being about to do fractions or long division
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Jack
@tracewoodgrainsSep 20
I don’t want to take a victory lap here, because NHJ could have simply never written this article, and it’s incredibly important that she did. You have a duty to your children. It is wrong to use them as vehicles for activism instead of fighting for their interests.
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Thomas Chatterton Williams (@thomaschattwill) profile pictureThomas Chatterton Williams
@thomaschattwillSep 20
The daughter is correct. I called this at the time.
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Would you take on 100% of the bills if I became submissive?
Doyin✨ (@Ms_didou) profile pictureDoyin✨@Ms_didouSep 15
Replying to @adesojiadedotun
So men are longer providers while women remain submissive?
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Somi❤️
@SomiEkhasomhiSep 15
Somebody quoted that tweet in 2019 and said the Chinese were learning Igbo because Igbo language has future. Ego will not finish us in this life. We always choose the explanation that flatters our ego instead of what is logical.
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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaSep 15
the kids are risk averse because they live under a surveillance state we did not and one single mistake will follow you for life and everyone will find out
anna (@annakatherines_) profile pictureanna@annakatherines_Sep 14
Re: sex but also generally I find it very sad how extremely risk averse young people are today. It’s actually healthy and important to do dumb shit and get hurt sometimes. You learn from it, that’s life! A life spent avoiding pain at all costs is not a life worth living
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Max Rozen
@RozenMDSep 14
you'd be surprised how well this works
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z80 🍋
@0xz80Sep 14
cursor ultra expires in 3 days so I'm losing grok bot access I gave it $100 and told it to find a way to fund itself for another month ...it cold DM'd my coworkers offering to do paid work, asking for a payroll advance, and asking for a loan
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