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I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhรคuser Gate

Michigan, USA
Joined August 2010
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Every 2 years, I forget why I donโ€™t eat Wingstop and I fall prey to an Uber Eats promotion that leads to me throwing my food away.
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What I donโ€™t understand is when people pretend not to understand very clear and logical concepts like the Electoral College and DC statehood
As a 13-year resident of Washington, DC, I have just one question: Why shouldn't Washington, DC, be a state? Why should the 690,000 DC residents not have the same rights and representation as the rest of our fellow American citizens?
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โ€œWhy isnโ€™t the capital of a federation of states a state itself?โ€ Canโ€™t you think for longer than 2 minutes?
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Brother weโ€™re sending you to the mines under communism
Capitalism is fucked up because why do I have to EARN a living?
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Surely Workday wasn't in God's plan for humanity?
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Have you lost your mind?
Replying to @CMRobertWhiteDC
Tenants may be eligible for help to clear the debt. In these cases, the District will pay up to 1/3ย of the back rent only if the landlord agrees to forgive at least 1/3 of it too. The tenant then covers the rest. Tenants could also get repairs for their unit or agree to move out.
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The obvious subtext here is their sex life is pretty poor & he wasnโ€™t even sure she was attracted to him. If someone you had sex with often said they wouldnโ€™t hookup with you but marry you, youโ€™d say โ€œOkay I guessโ€
In no scenario whatsoever is this a compliment.
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I canโ€™t believe weโ€™re doing โ€œTouch not my anointedโ€ for crooks meanwhile Jesus said they devour widows' houses, are whitewashed tombs, obsess over tithe while ignoring justice, blind guides, hypocrites and a brood of vipers.
In all these, Iโ€™ll tell you this for free. Be careful how you address men/women of God, whether you believe in their calling or not, you were not there when God was calling them. Also they are humans first.
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We could be on the verge of moving to a Type II civilization on the Kardashev scale and black twitter would still be debating whether you can be pro-black and have a white partner ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Something I really hate about this website is a form of argument which goes like 1. My position is right & I canโ€™t imagine why anyone would disagree 2. Popular counter arguments to my position are illegitimate 3. Therefore my position is right
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Weโ€™re going to get a George Russell DNF, Lewis P5 and Max win arenโ€™t we?
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Fifteen years ago, streaming site popups didn't redirect you to outright porn and gambling sites. Meanwhile that's how kids watch movies and sports.
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teddy ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ retweeted
You'll never get some people to see reason about anonymous accusation boards until you add their family members and write whatever you like next to their names, pictures and identifying information. Suddenly...
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Itโ€™s so funny that in TV shows, criminals desperately trying to conceal evidence of their crime but every indictment in real life is just โ€œThe we caught them is they would extensively document the crimes in text and emailโ€
BREAKING: In a phone call captured on an FBI wiretap, now-indicted Virginia State Sen. Louise Lucas said, โ€œThis is our last chance at generational wealthโ€ฆIโ€™ve got too old not to be greedy.โ€ VIA: @willchamberlain
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TV show crook: Devises secret messaging radio frequency to communicate Real life: โ€œHello this is the congressman, attached is my picture, is my bribe ready?โ€
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โ€œI donโ€™t think she intended to deceive or defraud anyone. But even if she had.โ€
Replying to @bethecreed
I donโ€™t think she intended to deceive or defraud anyone. But even if she had, I think non-violent offenders who cooperate, depending on crime, should be allowed to be under house arrest. Either way, I think she should be allowed to be home with her young children.
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The way no one's buying the story is killing me. It actually seems plausible to me. Yesterday I was watching a video that linked the national trauma of the Ukraine war to the Holodomor and I can see how it can be destabilizing for her.
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The UK government is hilarious. Their economy is careening towards disaster and their brilliant minds have decided this is what they need to focus on.
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If there's something a West African ghost will do, it's leave some money, visit friends and family and sire a child if they need to. The Europeans just move on.
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I think the loud but unsaid part is that many peopleโ€™s image of an ideal partner is a cute thief that has endless money and asks zero questions.
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