Teamster. Married to my wife. I drop things sometimes but I can usually kick them before they hit the ground
Seattle, WA
Joined October 2012
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Sacha Baron Cohen is a comedic genius on the level of Dave Chapelle by which I mean you had to hear his jokes screamed incessantly between songs at hardcore shows in the early-mid 2000s
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Only in October, now it's nearly over
Maybe in November, if you can remember
Unwound
October All Over
Leaves Turn Inside You (2001)
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Protest a data center at your own town hall and a steroidal thug will be sent to try and murder you in front of everyone as a message:
Concerned residents packed the Utah County Planning Commission meeting on Tuesday after it unanimously approved a widely unpopular data center ordinance without allowing public comment.
Police quickly moved on concerned residents – including swarming one young woman, dragging her out of the room, and slamming her onto the ground. The woman was left with a concussion and a bruised and swollen jaw. She spent the night in the ER after being released from jail.
An emergency rally was called for Wednesday in response to the brutality. Community members are demanding the termination, arrest, and prosecution of the offending officer – identified as Phil Crawford.
Man what a co-sign. This is like when David Byrne teamed up with St. Vincent to do that album if it were about rape and pedophilia
Trump: "Vivek Ramaswamy put up a very powerful Ad about a mother saying that her daughter, Amy Acton, who is running for Governor of Ohio, is a liar, and much worse. The Press, in a concerted and well coordinated attack, is trying to get Vivek Ramaswamy to 'take down the Ad.' Frankly, anybody whose mother spoke about a daughter in that way would normally lead to the daughter being precluded from serving in Office"
To be fair I would also pay $300 not to listen to cradle of filth
This guy spent $300 on a Cradle of F shirt that looks like they found it in a dumpster, when you can find the exact same shirt brand new at any rock flea market, the guy doesn't listen to the band or know anything about black metal and the interviewer says the band is death metal
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It’s so stupid that when you eat your lunch there’s no more of it. Cool country 👍
Your honor, the so-called “victim” in this case is clearly dancing around the fact that he interrupted my flow state
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Dying during a PR stunt for a child-raping billionaire-empire waging war crimes across the globe and the cheerleaders don’t even pause while they carry your mangled corpse off the field. Incredible levels of bread and circus.
Stretching, breathing, and massaging releases the toxins and miasmas from your body which is good but you have to make sure you’ve already inoculated your loved ones with hugs and kisses and snoodling or they could become ill
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I remember in Radley Balko’s book on militarized police he was baffled by how consistently cops blew away dogs. They love murdering people’s pet dogs almost more than overtime fraud
🐾 He was only there to KEEP the peace. Her hand was ON her dog. He FIRED anyway. Both dogs DEAD.
Haley Smallwood's ex was PICKING up his things. The officer CAME on a civil standby.
She WARNED him dogs were inside. More than ONCE.
Max, her Rottweiler, CAME out. She REACHED for him.
About eight SHOTS rang out inside her HOME.
A friend ASKED, "Did the dog bite you?" He SAID no.
Kids were CRYING in the next room. Her son CAME home to find his dogs gone.
He's charged with a MISDEMEANOR. He still WEARS the badge.
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Leave it to spd to shoot a dead guy blocking traffic
#Seattle, Oct 12, 2026, 12:00 PM hour. Massive police response outside Swedish Ballard Hospital 5300 Tallman Ave NW. Access to hospital blocked for about an hour. Reason: person in driver seat of a truck near emergency entrance slumped over with head on steering wheel. A witness passing by said it appeared to be an older man. Seattle Police treated it as a high-risk traffic stop. Lots of officers, shields, careful approach. After hailing and shooting vehicle with 9mm non-lethal rounds no response. SPD moved in and found the man deceased in the driver's seat.
