Teamster. Married to my wife. I drop things sometimes but I can usually kick them before they hit the ground

Seattle, WA
Joined October 2012
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Only in October, now it's nearly over Maybe in November, if you can remember Unwound October All Over Leaves Turn Inside You (2001)
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Protest a data center at your own town hall and a steroidal thug will be sent to try and murder you in front of everyone as a message:
Concerned residents packed the Utah County Planning Commission meeting on Tuesday after it unanimously approved a widely unpopular data center ordinance without allowing public comment. Police quickly moved on concerned residents – including swarming one young woman, dragging her out of the room, and slamming her onto the ground. The woman was left with a concussion and a bruised and swollen jaw. She spent the night in the ER after being released from jail. An emergency rally was called for Wednesday in response to the brutality. Community members are demanding the termination, arrest, and prosecution of the offending officer – identified as Phil Crawford.
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It’s so stupid that when you eat your lunch there’s no more of it. Cool country 👍
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Dying during a PR stunt for a child-raping billionaire-empire waging war crimes across the globe and the cheerleaders don’t even pause while they carry your mangled corpse off the field. Incredible levels of bread and circus.
The U.S. Air Force has identified the service member who tragically passed away after falling during a pregame demonstration at the UTSA-Navy football game on Saturday in San Antonio: U.S. Air Force Tech. Sgt. Ian Patterson. May he rest in peace 🕊️ 🇺🇸
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Another dumb bitch I don't want to hear from ever again.
NewsWire
@NewsWire_USOct 15
Pete Buttigieg, Leaning Toward 2028 Run, Says Iran Is ‘Our Enemy’ and Israel Is an Ally
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I remember in Radley Balko’s book on militarized police he was baffled by how consistently cops blew away dogs. They love murdering people’s pet dogs almost more than overtime fraud
🐾 He was only there to KEEP the peace. Her hand was ON her dog. He FIRED anyway. Both dogs DEAD. Haley Smallwood's ex was PICKING up his things. The officer CAME on a civil standby. She WARNED him dogs were inside. More than ONCE. Max, her Rottweiler, CAME out. She REACHED for him. About eight SHOTS rang out inside her HOME. A friend ASKED, "Did the dog bite you?" He SAID no. Kids were CRYING in the next room. Her son CAME home to find his dogs gone. He's charged with a MISDEMEANOR. He still WEARS the badge.
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The last Hegelian e-girl just died in captivity at the Bronx Zoo
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Leave it to spd to shoot a dead guy blocking traffic
#Seattle, Oct 12, 2026, 12:00 PM hour. Massive police response outside Swedish Ballard Hospital 5300 Tallman Ave NW. Access to hospital blocked for about an hour. Reason: person in driver seat of a truck near emergency entrance slumped over with head on steering wheel. A witness passing by said it appeared to be an older man. Seattle Police treated it as a high-risk traffic stop. Lots of officers, shields, careful approach. After hailing and shooting vehicle with 9mm non-lethal rounds no response. SPD moved in and found the man deceased in the driver's seat.
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Anyone under 40 that doesn't know - spend 30 minutes today, go listen to Keelhaul - II. Legendary hardcore and noise rock lineage, and was everyone's favourite bands from the early 00's favourite band.
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White people eat their cousins #real
One of the biggest culture shocks to me was learning that white people do not have cousins
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If youre this guys kid and you grow up to see this you should legally be allowed to decide euthanasia for him
HowlingMutant
@Howlingmutant0Sep 30
Guys my kid is actually half Trinidadian and not half Indian so if you could please switch from Indian slurs to whatever the hell they call Trinidadian people I’d appreciate it
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[someone with their dad's old job] you aren't working hard enough
You pay taxes to cover welfare for people who just choose not to work. That’s why I launched a welfare-to-work requirement. If you’re young, healthy, and get government assistance, you should work, go to school, or volunteer.
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TRANSLATION: The countries that spoke AGAINST Israel at the UN are now going to be subject to a CIA attack.
JUST IN: 🇷🇺 CIA warns of potential Russian drone attack against Spain, France or Italy soon.
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This is the true me, Judge Alvin from Nothing But Trouble. The film cost Warner Brothers $38 million and made 4. It effectively ended my directorial career, but was the best experience thanks to having Spielberg’s crew—Dean Cundey, Cinematographer and Michael Lantieri, Special Effects. As well as William Sandell, Art Director. We came in under budget but the studio opened us against Jodi Foster in Silence of the Lambs and Julia Roberts in Sleeping With the Enemy. We didn’t have a chance. But I’m proud of the picture as a perfectly serviceable comedy. I can be and prefer to be addressed as Judge, by virtue of my serving as a sworn Canadian federal judge for 2 hours wherein I welcomed new immigrant families to Canada. So Judge Aykroyd will be fine. And also Doctor. Judge Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor. Doctor…
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when you have one really good bit
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My dear brother William @willmenaker Today, we did not send you an ordinary message of gratitude. Instead, we decided to write our gratitude on the walls of Gaza itself. The young members of Project Mohammed painted your portrait on one of the walls still standing amid the destruction, because your voice has never been merely distant words to us. Here, your voice has become water for thirsty children, bread for hungry families, and meals for people exhausted by hunger. The war may have destroyed the buildings around us, but it could never erase the gratitude in our hearts. We wanted your portrait to remain here, among the people you stood beside during the most difficult days of their lives. When the children saw the mural, we told them: “This is William—a man who may be far away, but whose heart is very close to Gaza. His voice helped bring you water and bread.” This is not simply a portrait on a shattered wall. It is a message from Gaza to you: You did not witness our suffering and remain silent. You helped the world see and hear us. Because of you, our team has been able to give thousands of families a measure of hope and life. From the children of Gaza, the young members of Project Mohammed, and the depths of our hearts: thank you, brother. You have become part of the story of this place, and your impact will remain engraved in our hearts—even if these walls disappear one day. 🤍 Support Project Mohammed directly: chuffed.org/project/171225
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A vehicle made with a military grade chassis that 4’11” mail carriers have a clear line of sight from and 6’2” mail carriers not have to injure their backs hunching down getting packages in the back all day is good. NGDV is an ergonomic masterpiece designed for the worker
I see these USPS mail trucks daily. It reminds me daily how bad our government is. 🤣🤣
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This is cuckhold porn for effete american fascists -- they can't bring their impotent selves to follow through on what they want to do their enemies, so they fantasize about watching Muslims doing it instead.
Unironically the funniest scene in the new Daily Wire movie
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one thing about ed sheeran is he does have the coolest tattoos literally of all time
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OpenAI and Anthropic’s models are so magical and mystical and dangerous, they can do anything! They may even destroy the world! The only thing they can’t do, funny enough, is generate positive cash flow. And that’s where the US Taxpayer comes in!
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