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Replying to @Polixenes13
If they file for Ch 11, shares will shoot up as that's 57% better than Ch 7.
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Persistence is 🗝️
See here for @GLJ_Research's wide-ranging interview w/ @gnoble79 on all topics $TSLA related, as well as $SPCX & $FSD/Optimus🧠. We also discuss the "true" value of FSD/robotaxis🚗 provided the #'rs $TSLA offered on its Q2 earnings conf. call last week, & our yr-end outlook. 👀
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I'm old enough to remember when this very governor helped the trillionaire-to-be to earn his trillion. $TSLA
Americans are struggling to pay for groceries and gas while Elon Musk becomes a TRILLIONAIRE. When the federal government is for sale, the rich get richer and everyone else gets shafted. The system is rigged.
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Replying to @DonBarbone
You'll never see 500k a quarter. How is your $BYND doing? Mine is great, thanks. I'm short.
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Yes, you fxck.
Gavin Newsom: Tesla exists for one reason: California's regulatory market.
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Retweeting for no particular reason
I thought Maxwell only trafficked childish females 🤔
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Head to head with a Polski Fiat (Then communist Poland-licensed Fiat)
LOL the new $TSLA Model Y is out. Only $5,000 less than previous base. Comparison: -36 less miles -1.4 second slower 0-60 -7 speakers vs. 15, no subwoofer -No FM/AM radio -Starts with 18 inch wheels -No second row touchscreen -Closed gas roof -no wraparound ambient lighting
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Can't wait for my first dollar earned by my Tesla while I was sleeping.
Breaking: $TSLA FSD Version 13 hits 100,000 miles on Community Tracker. Four categories at worst points for milestone update. @RealDanODowd @bgrahamdisciple @JCOviedo6 @fly4dat @TSLAFanMtl @GordonJohnson19 @fredlambert @ValueAnalyst1 @NHTSAgov
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Tesla were en route to the Robot Olympics, but sadly, they used FSD to get there 😭
There was an entire "Robot Olympics" in China and Tesla didn't even show up. Isn't Tesla supposed to be the best AI and robotics company?? Is @Optimus too busy trying to serve popcorn or is Musk too scared to expose his laughable tech in an environment he doesn't 100% control?
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No way. I mean, literally no way. $TSLA
Breaking: $TSLA FSD Community Tracker hits 80,000 miles on Version 13. All metrics continue to worsen. @RealDanODowd @GordonJohnson19 @JCOviedo6 @fly4dat @bgrahamdisciple @NHTSAgov @TSLAFanMtl @fredlambert
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These Robotaxis have been making you $30k p. a. while you slept, but only if you are still sleeping. $TSLA
Watch this @Tesla #FSD v13.2.9 stop at an intersection and change lanes, then attempt a dangerous right turn into oncoming traffic. Ban it now!
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Adam Jonas: in a calculated strategic move, Musk finds new disruptive ways to teach his AI with previously classified information. Maintains Strong Buy, raises $TSLA PT by $69
ELON MUSK: HOW CAN PEOPLE BE EXPECTED TO HAVE FAITH IN TRUMP IF HE WON’T RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES?
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Signs of strong demand #420:
🚨 BREAKING: Tesla slashes interest rates in Germany: Model Y at 0.99% and Model 3 at 0.0%! Now’s the perfect time to get your new Tesla.
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One can only wonder what will happen to the Model Y vs YU7. $TSLA
#Tesla Model 3 and #XiaoMi SU7 retail volume trend in 2025 (Jun 30-Jul 6) Su7: 4.6k units, -33.3% WoW M3: 1.5k units, -72.7% WoW
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I'm not short enough. $TSLA
By a factor of 2 to 1, you want a new political party and you shall have it! When it comes to bankrupting our country with waste & graft, we live in a one-party system, not a democracy. Today, the America Party is formed to give you back your freedom.
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$TSLA traded at $242.84 before the elections. That was before @elonmusk called @POTUS a pxdo, and threatened all R's who vote for revoking his precious electric vehicle subsidies. Oh, and right before he could squeeze out the last +2% YoY growth. xitter.cf/TroyTeslike/status/194…
Tesla deliveries fell 13.5% year-over-year in Q2 2025, the largest decline in the company's history. This follows a 13.0% drop in Q1 2025. Still, the decline this quarter was smaller than many, including myself, had expected.
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In fact, that was the last quarter that got close to the delivery number required for a 2M deliveries/year promised for 2023. It's 2025 and it's trending for 1.5M at best, with each quarter marking a steep drop in sales. Stonk is up 30% regardless.
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When $TSLA traded at $242.84 right before the elections, the last quarterly deliveries marked the highest CyberTruck deliveries in a single quarter, ever. Since then, the "2M preorders" wunderkind became a dud. But there is always another big story coming up.
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Is a 13.5% YoY decline of a small-midsized car co good for the market cap of half of the rest of the industry's market cap? $TSLA
Tesla deliveries fell 13.5% year-over-year in Q2 2025, the largest decline in the company's history. This follows a 13.0% drop in Q1 2025. Still, the decline this quarter was smaller than many, including myself, had expected.
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