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Associate @ Whitelaw Twining (Toronto). In love with reality TV and sushi. Obsessed with my best friend’s dog. My tweets are *definitely* not legal advice.

Toronto, Ontario
Joined January 2012
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If your boyfriend is in a good mood today, dump him
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Hey guys, I know you're probably anxious about America but please don't forget to enter your time. Thanks! Sent from my iPhone
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Hell hath no fury like a sports bra being applied to a just showered but not 100% dry body.
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WHAT IS IT, THE BRAIDS? Drake:
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Pro tip, meal prepping is a great way to ensure that you always have food that is cold, a little old, and not what you’re in the mood for – at Austin, TX
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Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease
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Me every time I see a post about them.
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Phew, thought it was the 14 dirty martinis
Long COVID could be the reason for your bad hangovers: research trib.al/vK5NcSs
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we literally have clearer pictures of Pluto. how on earth am I supposed to believe this is really Kate Middleton lol
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Wow Jessica delivered the best line out of all the Love Is Blind contestants: "When you see and realize what you missed out on, you are going to choke. You are going to need your EpiPen to open up your airways because you are going to be in disbelief of what you missed out on”
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How did I get so lucky? Happy Valentine's Day to my best friend, @MichelleObama!
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$1000 a month, utilities not included, no pets allowed
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Going.
What’s yall gym goals?
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oh ur a people pleaser? name 3 people that are pleased with you
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Should more British homes be built using straw? bbc.in/42nrbtm
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“tHaNkS fOr YoUr pAyMeNt!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.
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Have you considered rizzing them up with a letter? 🤔
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