@fountinsofwayne

you’re making me feel like £0.76 in your hand

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Joined March 2013
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Kazuya Mishima@IronFistKing_Oct 24
cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack for a gang of literal nobodies that operate out of a studio apartment that you only fight in a single side job
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bald ann dowd@ali_sivi3h
when a heart breaks no it don't breakeven... a little phrase i just came up with ❤️
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lesbiana beatriz@beatrizteeOct 25
quando eu olho na janela para saber o que vestir e passam duas pessoas assim
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@UKViewTimeOct 24
Dua Lipa and Callum Turner are never missing their daily steps with their dog 🐕 together in New York City., that’s for sure 😍
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j.b. exte@jbexte22h
saw someone refer to food as “W chews”. i like this and i think i will bother everyone i’ve ever met with this for roughly the next year or so
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Andy Malafarina@andymalafarinaOct 25
Bunch of 20 year olds just doing an S Tier Airplane style bit randomly at their party.
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@sadngkidOct 23
When they started opening the fridge i lost it
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ash@AshwinRaman_18h
NEYMAR. RONALDINHO. FELIPE MELO. WILLIAN. THE CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE AGENCY. YOUR BOYS TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING. THEY TOOK A HELL OF A BEATING!
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big duntles@bigluntyOct 25
sometimes you have to just leave it
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Gray@Spectre_GrayOct 25
My favorite aspect of Mass Effect 1 that the sequels don't capture is the vast and lonesome splendor of the games' setting. In ME1 you fly to the furthest reaches of space and drive for miles across magnificent empty worlds that might never be traveled upon again. It's beautiful.
Gray@Spectre_GrayOct 25
Mass Effect 1 is like "here are some random planets for you to spend five minutes on" and they have the most beautiful views you've ever seen
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insane freak guy@Beer_PisserOct 25
A goblin's web history would be so boring man they'd just look up simple weapons and pictures of gold coins and shit
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Just tried to nip to the shops in this weather
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precedent set. i expect anyone wearing the poppy will have it digitally removed.
Mike (They/Them) 🏳️‍⚧️🇵🇸🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿@_MxMikeOct 24
First they censored “Protect The Dolls”, now the BBC are censoring pride pin badges leicester.news/bbc-edits-out…

BBC edits out pride pins on University Challenge in ‘Orwellian’ move

Two University of Leicester students speak out over ‘absurd’ and ‘Orwellian’ decision by the BBC and ITV Studios to edit out pride pins worn on University Challenge

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Repeat after him: there is NO majoritarian ethnonationalist project that is not racist. None.
Brandon 🇵🇸@Brandons__1Oct 23
"Zionism is racism, like slavery there is no good version of the project" - Ta-Nehisi Coates
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elizabeth 🤓@elizardbethcOct 24
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
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Uńo @owenhabel2Oct 23
Clearing his name after he’s no longer here to see it. Rest in peace, Professor Jason Arday. You deserved your flowers while you were still, here. #writing #WritingCommmunity
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Marva@MarvaKreelOct 23
“I have always positioned myself alongside students, workers, and science. I have never forgotten where I came from!” Richarlison, they could never make me hate you 💙
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She looks like if Ethan Hawke and Uma Thurman had a baby.
Nicole@smalltownrobinOct 22
She is the funniest person on the planet
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I'm down for a Josh O'Connor James Bond who emails a hugely compromising dossier of MI6 files to The Guardian, awkwardly fails to chat up a woman at a bar, forlornly walks back to his flat, and then commits suicide
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i found the only funny post on threads
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Your Friend ❓@jessicasfaultOct 22
re: Ebert occasionally "missing" on a great movie, I think people forget that the point of criticizing art is not to be "correct," it's to engage with the work sincerely; a critic should be evaluated less on "correctness" and more the consistency/depth of their work
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Andy@_andrewkerr_Sep 29
I think you might have mistaken me for someon who gives a fig
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