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β€œThis is how we talk in Tucson, Arizonia.” Now living in Singapore.

Singapore
Joined September 2010
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In an abandoned Japanese elementary school, artist Yuka Numata resurrects the ghosts of childhood through bead sculptures.
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β€œThis call may be recorded for quality assurance.” Bro. Perfect. Play back the part where I explained my problem to the last four people.
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REAL TEARS 😭😭😭😭
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Beginning today, anyone arrested will be required to use Microsoft Teams instead of their one phone call.
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It's really sad and disheartening to see so many voters desperate for change, who think they voted for change - who won't get any fundamental change.
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they’ll just stop talking about it
So what yall gonna do when Democrats get in office and they still bombing Iran and still giving billions to Israel ?
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If you meet an asshole in the morning, okay; you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day? You probably live in New Jersey.
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Whole country susceptible to good cop bad cop.
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When you find yourself thinking about who won, why, and what will happen, just say to yourself, "This is just professional wrestling, and I am pondering why Hulk Hogan did so poorly."
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EPSTEIN ISLAND JUST FLIPPED BLUE
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Today we celebrate, tomorrow we come up with the excuses for why we have no choice but to continue funding the Iran war
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Democrats realizing it’s finally their turn to insider trade.
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2008 Blue Wave 2010 Red Wave 2014 Red Wave 2018 Blue Wave 2024 Red Wave 2026 Blue Wave The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over again and expecting different results
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Defense funds realizing they have to pivot back to climate tech
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36 years ago today, America lost its innocence.
πŸ“ΊOn β€˜Saved By The Bell,’ Jessie turns to caffeine pills to keep up with her studies (November 3, 1990)
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if nothing else i’ve learned that they’re called β€œmichiganders”
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David Faustino aka Bud Bundy from Married With Children and his family dressed as the Bundys for Halloween yesterday πŸ§‘πŸŽƒ David dressed as Al his TV Dad. Love it.
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there are no shortcuts
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There was a whole generation between gen x and millennial, born from around 80-85, who are different than everyone else.
What the fuck is an "elder millennial?"
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