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Melbourne鈬扴ydney, HoE @ Big Picture Medical, ex-Google/Airtasker (though not speaking officially for ANY of them, duh, what is wrong with you?). He/him.

Sydney, Australia
Joined January 2008
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This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth
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Awwww did someone take your hard work and use it to train a model to mimic your expertise without compensation
supposing this were true, how would you even stop it?
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He looks like all of Australia's last five Prime Ministers morphed into one
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put a fried egg on my croque monsieur to make it a croque madame and now jk rowling is outside my house yelling
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it's been long enough for me to admit publicly that when i left Gizmodo in 2022 I changed my Slack username to "SIackbot" and G/O Media failed to detect or delete it for months
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there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
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#BREAKING: Kmart's ham bag will be PULLED FROM ALL STORES after the Australian Jewish Association wrote to Wesfarmers asking for it to be removed | @6NewsAU
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Leggy & Roaming Bolts 馃ぃ
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The average Canadian lives in Michigan, just outside Marquette 馃槀 Many thanks to @undertheraedar who confirmed my long held suspicion that the geographical mean of the Canadian population is actually inside the United States. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
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But they were, all of them, deceived, for another Check Mark was made. In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, a master Check Mark was forged in secret to control all others. And into this Check Mark he poured his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life.
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Belle and Sebastian- Tigermilk (1996)
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"it's just like riding a bicycle" Oh cool the one vehicle I've crashed the most
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I know everyone thinks Hemingway has the ultimate Six Word Story, but may I present (Via mltshp.com/p/1O1CE )
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Good morning - I regret to inform you that we have extended the y-axis
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I will never be this funny.
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woah apple, spoilers
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MUHUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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