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Jared

@funyjared

Here you’ll find, humor(ish), bad music takes, horror movie talk, pro wrestling chat, and politics from someone who hates politics.

 North Dakota, USA
Joined May 2016
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Tony Khan is the best human to ever be a promoter in the history of the business🥹
gifadamus (@istomatoafruit) profile picturegifadamus@istomatoafruitNov 7
Kenny meeting Tony Khan for the first time and getting a photo with him. 🥹
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U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

According to Andy Richter, U2’s the Edge penned a script for a sequel to “Elf” — but fans will likely never get to see (or read) it.

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Deuce Bigelow National Security Gigolo
Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 (@RobSchneider) profile pictureRob Schneider 🇺🇸
@RobSchneiderNov 7
Replying to @JeffShipley77
After I was briefed, I was wrong about Iran War. We could not wait another hour.
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Republicans when they have all 3 branches of government
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It’s republican tradition to win a second term then blow all political capital on a pointless war in the Middle East. Trump is just keeping that 21st century tradition alive. Now he just needs to end his presidency with a housing crisis so I can buy a new home in the dip.
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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My prediction for next Monday’s game against the Bills…you’re going to hear a hometown crowd boo its own 6-1 team louder than you’ve heard before and the offense will deserve it. Specifically KOC will deserve it for continuously getting the QB position wrong.
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Somewhere @MatthewColler is still defending Kyler Murray because he’s a “high percentage thrower within 8 yards” and he was an MVP candidate for 6 weeks 2 + years ago.
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I’ve been a KOC backer for a long time. It’s time for him to hand the play calling duty off and replace Kyler.
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I’ve never seen a Vikings offense as bad as it’s been for 18 straight games pretty much.
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Murray is a joke. That’s all that’s the whole tweet.
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Kyler Murray is a terrible QB. The guy literally can’t complete a single throw over 10 yards to save his life.
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How pro gun are you? Me:
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@mhiz_turaOct 30
The backup cop pretending like you're not going to jail😂
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharOct 30
“It’s a remake of The Great Gatsby, Liz, except this time they solve crimes. I play Nicole ‘Nicky’ Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer”
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 30
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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The official response to the United Nations:
Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) profile pictureAlan MacLeod
@AlanRMacLeodOct 28
Breaking: For the 34th time in a row, the world overwhelmingly votes to condemn and end the illegal US 🇺🇸 blockade of Cuba 🇨🇺. Here's a map I made of the official vote.
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Kill Tony 736 J.J. Alexander’s golden ticket winning set. He went full 8-Mile level self roasting.
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Mitch Hedberg The One-Liner Grandmaster 😂
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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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