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Jared

@funyjared

Here you’ll find, humor(ish), bad music takes, horror movie talk, pro wrestling chat, and politics from someone who hates politics.

 North Dakota, USA
Joined May 2016
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Tony Khan is the best human to ever be a promoter in the history of the business🥹
gifadamus (@istomatoafruit) profile picturegifadamus@istomatoafruitNov 7
Kenny meeting Tony Khan for the first time and getting a photo with him. 🥹
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U2’s The Edge Wrote an 'Elf' Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter variety.com/2026/film/news/u…
U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

U2’s The Edge Wrote an ‘Elf’ Sequel, But It ‘Petered Out and Never Happened,’ Says Andy Richter

According to Andy Richter, U2’s the Edge penned a script for a sequel to “Elf” — but fans will likely never get to see (or read) it.

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Republicans when they have all 3 branches of government
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Drove all the way to my local polling place and there was literally nowhere on my ballot to vote against a 24 team College Football Playoff and a 76 team NCAA Basketball Tournament. Had to write it all in
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@mhiz_turaOct 30
The backup cop pretending like you're not going to jail😂
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Tom Zohar@TomZoharOct 30
“It’s a remake of The Great Gatsby, Liz, except this time they solve crimes. I play Nicole ‘Nicky’ Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer”
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DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) profile pictureDiscussingFilm
@DiscussingFilmOct 30
A modern-day police procedural take on ‘THE GREAT GATSBY’ is in the works at NBC. The series follows Jay Gatsby, a charming investigator with a gift for reading human behavior, and Nicole “Nicky” Carraway, a cop with dreams of becoming a writer. (Source: Deadline)
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The official response to the United Nations:
Alan MacLeod (@AlanRMacLeod) profile pictureAlan MacLeod
@AlanRMacLeodOct 28
Breaking: For the 34th time in a row, the world overwhelmingly votes to condemn and end the illegal US 🇺🇸 blockade of Cuba 🇨🇺. Here's a map I made of the official vote.
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Kill Tony 736 J.J. Alexander’s golden ticket winning set. He went full 8-Mile level self roasting.
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Mitch Hedberg The One-Liner Grandmaster 😂
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Taco Bell not doing “Steal a Base, Steal a Taco” for the World Series is a recession indicator.
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x@xalopezOct 26
I told this guy I met over the weekend that I work at npr and he told me that he puts on npr for his dog when he's not there
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watching Eyes Wide Shut on the quad box, just as Kubrick intended
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@stevensongsOct 23
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Ecuador Al Día 365 (@ecuadoraldia365) profile pictureEcuador Al Día 365
@ecuadoraldia365Oct 23
Un video de un bebé con vello facial se ha vuelto viral, generando miles de reacciones. Los expertos recuerdan que cada caso debe evaluarse con un profesional de salud.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
El video parece modificado con IA según análisis de inconsistencias en el vello facial durante movimientos e iluminación artificial. No hay confirmación independiente de un caso médico real. lakalle.bluradio.com/entretenimient… metroecuador.com.ec/noticias/2026/… imparcialoaxaca.mx/viral/bebe-con… uruguayaldia.com.uy/viral-del-bebe…
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This might be the greatest Who he play for of all time lmao a must watch! please don't retire Chuck!
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I’ve never ever seen Ricky Gervais like this before …
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Atlanta Falcons (@AtlantaFalcons) profile pictureAtlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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jjmmgg23 (@jjmmgg23) profile picturejjmmgg23@jjmmgg23Oct 19
Suicide is the stupidest thing ever. Why would you permanently end your life over a temporary problem?
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Christopher Nolan tried to give Al Pacino an acting note on the set of INSOMNIA (2002), but Pacino replied, “I’ve already done that. You can’t see it to the eye, but I’ve done it in the dailies.” Nolan went back to check the footage and realized Pacino was right.
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@Wait_ManOct 19
-Siempre nos quedará París. -Bueno, justo de eso te quería hablar...
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If you think Hank would vote for a guy who has a favorite drag queen you are on cocaine and cocaine accessories.
Arturo Torres (@arturodraws) profile pictureArturo Torres
@arturodrawsOct 17
I tell ya what, That boy Paxton ain’t right.
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