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Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
Then they came for the Customer Service team,
And I did not speak out,
Because I was on hold, owing to an exceptionally high volume of calls.
But my call was important to them.
Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
Again FuTtyHasBEeNz has used content created by me WITHOUT MY PERMISSION (see below) to generate ad revenue from it. Didn't ask. Didn't even @ mention me.
So ... If they do this to you ever, please feel free to reply to them with this video & use @opaleak instead & SHARE THIS.
Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
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Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau to tie the knot at Norwich Puppet Theatre on 23 August
Messi scores again ... But could he do it on a rainy night in Stoke? #AIslop amazon.co.uk/Total-Scenes-fo… #ARGCPV #Messi #summeroffootball #matchday #KnockoutStage
🤖 Made with AI
That Messi, eh? Absolute predator. Colour him now! #AIslop amazon.co.uk/Total-Scenes-fo… #JORARG #ARGJOR #summeroffootball #matchday
Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
The commentator called #France's away kit WHITE.
WHAT??? It's a good job someone did a video going INTO the colour of the shirt, it's inspiration & the details of the 2026 Nike France Away!
Like it & share it about
#FIFAWorldCup #NORFRA #Mbappé #Haaland @subsidesports
Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
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✅ Follow the page
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Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
Good morning 👋
🟢⚪️ Want to win the new Hibs home shirt for free?
🔂 Just make sure you’re following the @HibsObserver_ here on X, and share this post to enter for the chance to win a home top in your size!
Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
Minimum wage in 2005 was £5.05 an hour.
A Freddo cost 10p.
One hour of work bought you 50 Freddos.
In 2026, minimum wage is £12.71 and a Freddo is 39p.
One hour of work now buys you just 32 Freddos.
So despite minimum wage more than doubling, your Freddo buying power has fallen by 36%.
If wages had actually kept pace with Freddo inflation, minimum wage would be £19.65 an hour today.
Forget economists. Forget politicians.
The Freddo has just delivered the most depressing cost of living graph you'll ever see.
Loving Mexico's clean sheet? Why not personalise it?!
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#mexkor #summeroffootball #matchday
Featuring The Hand of God, and other iconic moments from the beautiful game - it's the perfect afterthought Father's Day gift! (Only available on Amazon - soz)
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Quick holler at any football fans salivating at the prospect of such Men versus Boys ties as Haiti v Curaçao and Cabo Verde v Saudi Arabia. Grab your felt pens and get in! There's 47 more of these in my
#summeroffootball colouring book
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Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
I asked A.I. to complete my novel using my own writing style and it did my laundry, went shopping, cleaned the kitchen and spent the rest of the day dicking around online.
Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
Did anyone at @BelRedDevils actually do their Magritte homework? 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️ #ChatShirt
Neill ✌️⏰️❄️ Johnstone retweeted
THE WORLD IS NOT OUT TO GET YOU
THAT'S PARANOID THINKING
THERE ARE, AT MOST, THREE TO FIFTEEN PEOPLE OUT TO GET YOU
