6 years banned from here now I'm back.
Joined June 2026
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I asked Gemini if it was evil (because the guy on the news said it's bad) and it made this sweet infographic for me. BUILD DATA CENTERS ON EVERY CORNER!!!! #Google #Gemini #DataCenters
LOL @Brewers absolutely demolishing the Rays. Great job helping build this team @BiloxiShuckers #ShuckYeah
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Johnny Utah dominated USC in the Rose Bowl before he injured his knee. He later went on to join the FBI.
Buckeye Legend.
"reckless visitors" saar please
😂😂😂
EVERYBODY HATES FUEL SAVING AT SUPERSPEEDWAYS! The FANS hate it, the DRIVERS hate it, the CREWS hate it! The MEDIA? WHO CARES WHAT THEY THINK! We have TREMENDOUS AMOUNTS OF OIL right here in AMERICA, yet NASCAR drivers are crawling around TALLADEGA saving GAS! RIDICULOUS! OPEN THE THROTTLES, FILL THE TANKS! DRILL, BABY, DRILL! 🇺🇸🏁
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Ain’t no way this old fucking lady wrote a CHECK for 5 pounds of weed.
I’m dead and this is what killed me.
Turns out @SenLouiseLucas is nothing but a cheap low life hood rat asking her drug dealer if they’re actually a cop.
“On or about April 19, 2022, LOUISE LUCAS asked ICC #1 if they were a member of law enforcement before purchasing between 3-5 pounds of marijuana from ICC #1.”
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Some people have raised the issue that @nayibbukele's military intervention in Haiti might turn into an actual genocide.
This raises many pressing questions like "do they actually have enough ammo to do that?" and "if not, can I contribute to their gofundme?"
🇭🇹 #Haiti: The leader of the “Unité Bawon Laplèn” (UBP) gang, Lanmò SanJou, is seen blessing gang members and their weapons with rum as they "prepare for war".
The security situation in Haiti continues to deteriorate rapidly. Police and international forces have launched major operations against armed gangs following a recent ambush that left two police officers dead while on patrol.
(via @war_noir)
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>Ilhan, did you marry your brother?
“Not to my knowledge”
>Talarico, where were you for 2 weeks?
“I had the flu”
>Abdul, why do black voters hate you?
“Can I get the fried chicken?”
Who the fuck is advising these commies on these answers? LMAO
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Hi, lawyer here. Lots of people who frankly should know better are taking this out of context.
Yes, this teen carefully planned and carried a mass shooting that killed and wounded several people at a food festival. Yes, the judge let the mass shooter walk free. Here’s why: 🧵
A judge ordered a teenage suspect charged in the Bite of Seattle mass shooting released to home detention, overriding prosecutors' objections. fox13seattle.com/news/bite-o…
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The NFL is the greatest reminder the reason for astonishing rate of black violence isn’t because of poverty.
Ex-#Titans DT Jordan Elliott went to his car to retrieve his gun after a practice altercation with OT JC Latham last Thursday (Oct. 15).
After being told to leave the field, Elliott took off his pads and stormed out of the facility, then went to the players' lot. Security cameras captured the sequence. Veteran DL John Franklin-Myers talked him down, and no one was hurt.
The Titans released Elliott on Tuesday after reviewing the incident. He signed a 2-year, $8M deal this offseason.
News of the incident was first reported by @eastonfreeze and additional details provided by @AaronWilson_NFL.
