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We eat the beans, then make the farts. We drink the beers, then throw the darts. We create machines that beat your hearts...

*old codger voice* - “Hey Granson - did I ever tell you the story of mah nutsack and how GRAN-DEE-OSE it is?!”

Staring at a hot chick and then muttering under your breath, “oh my God the pussy on her must be A-MAZ-ing

Yea, that was me locking eyes with you on the highway while digging for gold as a death cloud slowly rose up from the lower half of my vehicle.

Definitely alive... with a side of beans.

We forgot to wish you a happy new year. 💨

Our holiday gift guide is here.

Preach brother!

Reading about farts. oddee.com/item_98612.aspx

Rip farts and catch TDs. But not STDs. Be safe y’all.

Unclench the sphincter.

There needs to be a giant symbol of a mustache and a glory hole we can shine into the night sky to let @IANfidance know he is desperately needed on the next @cumtownpodcast.