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Blizzard!9

@getblizzard

I can see through time.

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Joined July 2012
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My corpse will still be farting long after I'm dead
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@OriginalFunko3 Aug 2021
It's almost time for #FunKon2021! RT and follow @OriginalFunko for the chance to WIN a Marvel Blade Pop! #FunKon #Funko #FunkoPop #FunkoVirtualCon @Marvel
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A phrase to use the next time you pass gas. #LSSC
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What a beautiful ancient Mesopotamian cuneiform tablet. I wonder what ageless wisdom it conveys?
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@Slate29 Jul 2017
How a professional fart artist became the highest-paid performer in France: slate.me/2uIc2Vu
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People may do you wrong but your dick will be your vindicator, situations may look impossible but your dick will do the impossible.
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Police Investigate Man for ‘Revenge Fart’ After Woman Rejected Sexual Advances trib.al/MX5UxJr
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Elle MacPherson farts Sea Breeze (part three) #80s #SeaBreeze #Commercial #Supermodel #Fart #Humor vine.co/v/igEvVdawZYi
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All the bean recipes you (and everyone around you) can handle bonap.it/VYIi21B
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Snow bears might sound cute but beware, they are deadly.
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Tip: Pick a new bean to try every week: Pinto, white, red, kidney & navy varieties (lentils count too). #HealthYeah
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Shadiest part is the government just pocketed like a half of billion for not doing anything but running numbers... #Powerball #REALGANGSTERS
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@mashable27 Dec 2015
Blizzard blasts New Mexico, Texas, piling snow up to 10 feet high on.mash.to/1PrB0wy
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See who got 2 feet of snow in the West Texas blizzard: kxan.com/blog/2015/12/29/wes…
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DEEZ NUTS OR IRON SHEIK FOR PRESIDENT?
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I fear the man who drinks water and so remembers this morning what the rest of us said last night - Greek Proverb
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"I've wined and dined with kings and queens... And I've slept in alleys and ate pork and beans!" ❤️
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Happy #NationalBeerDay! The health benefits of beer cnn.com/2013/09/30/health/be… #TastyAndHealthy #BeerDiet #ATX
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New Yorkers, bookmark this page to track what is open and closed as you prepare for a blizzard nyti.ms/1yI3MQP
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