Nairobi, Kenya
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Gitungati retweeted
Major cheat code in life:
Master the graceful exit. From conversations. From parties. From opportunities. “This has been wonderful, but I need to go.” No elaborate excuses. No fake emergencies. Just clear kind departure. Most people don’t know how to leave. They stay too long or leave badly. Master the exit.
Gitungati retweeted
Mr 6 Months, your lies and deception can no longer fool the people of Kenya. Not a minute more, ndugu.
Yesterday, I called you out for going to cheat my cousins in the Gusii Nation. Even tomorrow, I know the lies you are going to spread. The only thing you are doing is an old script of memorizing names of villages and roads in Kisii and Nyamira. This is an old tired script you used in 2022. What a horrible playbook!
In four years, you have done nothing for them. No roads, no water, no electricity, no airport, nothing.
ZERO!
All you have are more lies and handouts. RiggyG is not a road in Kisii or Nyamira. Rigathi is not a water project. Gachagua is not an airport. The truthful man is not a rural electrification project.
I am sorry you have nothing to tell my cousins. Maybe you should re-launch the cancer hospital you have launched five times, two of them in my presence.
Leave DCP aspirants alone, or you will get another egg in the face, just like when you tried to con the widow and children of my late brother, Governor Gachagua.
I told you in advance that I would teach you real politics.
The half dose I gave you in Olkalou was just a dress rehearsal.
I am preparing the full dose to administer intravenously on 10th August 2027. You will not believe the lethargy. It will be cruel, fast and furious.
We shall apply a double Olkalou template in all 290 constituencies across the country. You will have no escape route to rig the elections, intimidate any public servant, or misuse our police service or any state agency. For your information, they are also waiting for you. Every time they look at their payslips or try to access medical care, they vow to retaliate at the ballot on 10th August 2027.
You shall vacate State House in shame and humiliation.
That is my promise to you and the country!
Adios!
Gitungati retweeted
Mnajua CIvilizer 001? Mtu solid sana. Ako area na anasema @LindaMwananchi_ Movement ndio chama yake.
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Nakuanga na blood bro mwenye anaweza kaa more than 2 years bila kutafta mtu yeyote na hajali ata ...inabidii umtafte na ukimpata ako zile za "unatakaje ? "
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DNA test has revealed that Stivo Simple Boy is not the biological father of 'his son' with Brenda. They have broken up, consequently. As usual, the woman is also surprised that Steve is not the biological father of their son......another man with pure intentions bites the dust! – at Sondu, Kenya
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Welcome to Wamunyoro residence my cousins from Linda Mwananchi.
When we come together great things Must happen.
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Alijaribu ku argue na mimi mambo ya kuku akakwama. Sasa ameingia mambo ya preamble ya katiba. Ole wake.
Gitungati retweeted
Yvonne Okwara: Are you going to account for the money people are sending you?
SIFUNA: Yes. We will account for the money.
YVONNE: Which method will you use to account for this money?
SIFUNA: Have you sent any money to that pay bill?
YVONNE: No. I have not sent any money. But this is public money and you must account.
SIFUNA: Speak about your money Yvonne. Not other people's money. If they ask me to account, I will account.
Me: Shukishaaaaa!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gitungati retweeted
Oya chief, mambo ya kuenda station uwache...wewe sasa ni Presidential candidate. Wakikutaka wakuje kwako home ama kwa hoteli.
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Good bye CAR SOKO and a New Chapter loading…
Today 1st July, 2026 marks the end of me working for Car Soko Ltd. A very good work place that I have called home for so many years. I will forever miss this place.
Sir Felix Limo, God Bless You so much. I want to take this opportunity to thank you for the opportunity accorded me and the immense support you have always extended to me while I was working for this great company. If am asked to write about you; I will need several days maybe weeks to put together some of your acts of kindness and generosity to me and all my other colleagues at Car Soko. But one that stands out most is your generosity and support towards Goliath wa Bungoma of whom you have transformed his story from grass to grace. I will always be indebted to you and I want to wish you all the best as you take this company to the next level. God Bless You once again with more life full of good health together with your family.
Goliath wa Bungoma, you will forever be my brother. We have worked together very well in a very special way while making big moves in this town. When my story will be written, you will have a special page about our great marketing combo. We have built each other to the next level in this motor vehicle industry. BANGALAA will forever remain embedded in my heart and a child I helped grow. As I leave you behind, work with a lot of dedication for this great company and continue representing them well as a their brand ambassador.
To all my colleagues; you are spectacular people. The good memories we created together will forever remain in my heart. We have worked together very well and we will still be partnering in this car sales industry.
My amazing clients, I can’t thank you enough! You have been very supportive to me throughout my career. May God Bless you as you continue supporting me as I also grow in this industry.
Tomorrow, I will officially unveil my new work place.
Thank you and God Bless You all. – at Nairobi, Kenya
Gitungati retweeted
The trips are endless, luxurious, and incomplete without large convoys, complete with a fleet of helicopters. The millions of shillings in mobilization handouts on each trip add to the reckless spending spree that President William Ruto’s regime has adopted for his domestic trips.
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Best believe this tweet has gone global. Interesting times ahead.
