Chubby Grumpy Unfunny Irritating West Ham Obsessed & A bit of a Git (I swear a lot too)

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Joined February 2009
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Replying to @WestHamPlace
Greatest tweet ever. I’m old it’s still twitter to me
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Ian 父 James retweeted
🚨 FACT West Ham have been relegated and played 7 Championship games but STILL scored a Premier League goal more recently than Tottenham Hotspur #Spursy
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Replying to @xXxJ0DIExXx
Lil abs sensor for a ford focus
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Replying to @stoutmenow
I’ll add it to the 8 this week already
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I’m not in the running to cohost a podcast in case anyone is interested
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Replying to @utdmax0
Owen Hargreaves.
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Replying to @BM06WHO
This jokes so old that even prince andrew said no
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Ding Dong the witch is dead
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⚒️⚒️⚒️😢
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Ummm..RT if that didn’t happen in your are?! 🤥
“No ifs, no buts, Labour will freeze Council Tax” 🤥
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Replying to @bigpete1974
Definitely a bit more on the snug side😂
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When you find a bag of shirts in the loft that you thought had gone years ago
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Replying to @johnmbray
And the phrase mutton dressed as lamb also comes to mind
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Last time I saw 11 men getting fucked this hard I’d pressed the wrong button on pornhub
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You won’t struggle replacing Klopp at Liverpool, whole city is full of scruffy cunts in tracksuits
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𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁. Check in on those around you. #WorldMentalHealthDay | #YouAreNotAlone | @samaritans
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Replying to @FootyAccums
If he lost his confidence, sat on the bench, and turned to shite then he may have a chance
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