@heatherjs

Professional Word Gardener https://xitter.cf/t.co/gRqiSrjDBE

 California, USA
Joined September 2008
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I'm a fierce writer, in the field as the dawn draws near and everyone's mind's a blank with uncontrolled slumber.
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Happy Not Monday!
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Not Today Eric
@NotTodayEricOct 26
Phones should have airbags for when you drop them.
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@MoMohlerOct 25
Nine Inch Nails
Anne Erickson@AnneEricksonOct 24
Name a band where every member is perfect at what they do 🎶
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@MoMohlerOct 25
Having more money than you owe is the easiest way to get out of debt.
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@MoMohlerOct 24
Bought my Ozempic from Temu and now my bones are magnetic.
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Spaghetti and Meatballs is the opposite of Sushi.
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Scarlett Fever@WittyClittyOct 19
Just noticed I posted my last tweet on the BF’s bday that was 19 yrs older than me 😂
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Scarlett Fever@WittyClittyOct 23
Yep yep your apple pie scented candles smell delicious. But what do they taste like?
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Scarlett Fever@WittyClitty15 Oct 2018
*waving at the 2 people reading my tweets Sup sluts?
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@MoMohlerOct 25
ms rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Happy October Christmas 🎄 🎃
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Wordle 1,954 4/6 ⬛⬛⬛🟩⬛ 🟨⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟩⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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Both of my children were presenting research at scientific conferences today!
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Tweets but ones that give you cash back.
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Cooper Lawrence@CooperLawrenceOct 22
I revealed myself to be Gen X when I said I was “on a diet” rather than saying I was “protein maxxing”
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Ruby Beets
@RubybeetsOct 23
Sometimes all you are is a little bit of not much but you know you have the potential to be a lot to someone or something because your roots are solid and you have a great smile whenever you're in the sun
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Dammit Bits@DammitBitsOct 23
Replying to @heatherjs
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Natalie Would@_NatalieWouldOct 22
WebMD calls me at 3AM and just breathes
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meghan
@deloisiveteOct 23
Grown-up Halloween idea: trick or treating but for cheese
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