@hellisrebuke
 they/he ✨ 30s ✨ mdni
Joined March 2019
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yamur@inanolsungordum11h
unstoppable bisexual force meets very movable gay object
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sooth (sad looth)@molarsweet17h
ilya rozanov does not say "hello my beautiful shane would you love me if I was a worm" but he does read the metamorphosis and think. he thinks: my shane, my lovely shane. would you love me if I woke up next to you in our bed, the bed we share, and i was an insect.
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i am rooting for amber and ezra both but i have a slightly stronger preference for amber bc 1) love my gay girls and 2) would LOVE to see pasha bring home his first mirrorball. i think tatyana rounds out my top 3! (also bachelor and banana boy both better be going home tonight)
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double shift tonight at the pissing me off factor (carolina hockey + dwts) come talk to me and ask me stuff ngl.link/ellisriver/

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god it’s like seeing an old friend. vox machina my beloved 😭
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instead of discourse does anyone wanna talk about the soup i made instead?
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adiba@78061310h
carrie-anne moss posts like a facebook mom but nothing is gonna stop me from shooting my shot
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surya@narivaaaal23h
the problem i’m having is that my fundamental belief is that fanfic is meant for exploring any kind of concept w/ any level skill & writers are allowed to write abt whatever they want but it’s hard to stand by these beliefs when everyone only writes things that piss you off
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πŸͺ± seeing olivia@jellygouache20h
the reason shane gets a career ending injury is the same reason that authors give ilya antidepressants that make his dick stop working, because it is narratively interesting to take something important away from a character and see what they do
fable β­‘@ghosttothepartyOct 27
got this ask on tumblr thought i’d share it + my answer here (more in thread) <3
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They call him 007 0 Goals 0 Assists 7 Children before the age of 30
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van@mexicanesnupi14h
mini #hollanov smau where 35 yro shane is ilya’s (25 yro) landlord
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ellie@ellmercuryOct 26
i think we all need to go back to reading the books because shane was pissed at ilya for this right until the moment ilya admitted that he was just jealous and the next thing shane said was "keep going" like my god these two are idiot4idiot and shane was SMUG about all of it pls
franπŸ’@IlyasCigaretteOct 26
β€œi could’ve died. the reporter could’ve died” might be the funniest thing ive ever read because what do they think happens when a puck hits the glass in a game?? do they think we’re losing 10-25 spectators per game?? what’s the total casualty count for the playoffs?? 😭😭
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stevieπŸŒƒ@shanesitineraryOct 26
β€œilya was lying about the 9 inches” no baby. i refuse to believe that manwhore ilya rozanov was lying about that when he was community dick and everyone was begging to bounce on it.
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kind of freeing writing something for exactly one person that i have no intention of ever posting ngl
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I keep thinking "The reporter could have died. The reporter could have been gay, bi, etc"
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van@mexicanesnupiOct 26
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do people know that instead of writing a 'critical' fic that is just poorly veiled mischaracterization of a character you obviously hate, you can just not write about that character!
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the beauty of fanfiction is you do not have to write about hollanov when you obviously fucking hate one half of hollanov
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spooky mellie πŸŽƒ@uhbuckyOct 26
hey did I do the trend right
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