they/he ✨ 30s ✨ mdni
Joined March 2019
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unstoppable bisexual force meets very movable gay object
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ilya rozanov does not say "hello my beautiful shane would you love me if I was a worm" but he does read the metamorphosis and think. he thinks: my shane, my lovely shane. would you love me if I woke up next to you in our bed, the bed we share, and i was an insect.
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carrie-anne moss posts like a facebook mom but nothing is gonna stop me from shooting my shot
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the problem i’m having is that my fundamental belief is that fanfic is meant for exploring any kind of concept w/ any level skill & writers are allowed to write abt whatever they want but it’s hard to stand by these beliefs when everyone only writes things that piss you off
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the reason shane gets a career ending injury is the same reason that authors give ilya antidepressants that make his dick stop working, because it is narratively interesting to take something important away from a character and see what they do
got this ask on tumblr thought i’d share it + my answer here (more in thread) <3
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They call him 007 0 Goals 0 Assists 7 Children before the age of 30
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mini #hollanov smau where 35 yro shane is ilya’s (25 yro) landlord
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i think we all need to go back to reading the books because shane was pissed at ilya for this right until the moment ilya admitted that he was just jealous and the next thing shane said was "keep going" like my god these two are idiot4idiot and shane was SMUG about all of it pls
β€œi could’ve died. the reporter could’ve died” might be the funniest thing ive ever read because what do they think happens when a puck hits the glass in a game?? do they think we’re losing 10-25 spectators per game?? what’s the total casualty count for the playoffs?? 😭😭
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β€œilya was lying about the 9 inches” no baby. i refuse to believe that manwhore ilya rozanov was lying about that when he was community dick and everyone was begging to bounce on it.
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I keep thinking "The reporter could have died. The reporter could have been gay, bi, etc"
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hey did I do the trend right
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dom bottom shane send tweet
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we said "being closeted is not a moral failing' and so they started romanticizing the closet
two diabolical comments I found on this
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Harvey Milk said that β€˜if a bullet should enter my brain, let that bullet destroy every closet door.’ The eradication of the closet has been an ambition of queer liberation movements since forever. I’m saddened that there are people framing its endurance as a happy ending.
Replying to @crashcrowns
dude i wish i was kidding
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watching brazil defeat fascism while trump gives a speech about nicki minaj’s ass
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mini #hollanov smau new purchase 😍
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shane thinking β€œmy man my man my man” in his head
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