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"it just blocks awareness of tiredness" I'll take what I can get.
Lukas, everyone is lying except you. Caffeine has a half life of 72 hours. The human body adjusts to its modest “stimulant” (it just blocks awareness of tiredness, it’s not inherently stimulating like cocaine or Ritalin) in a few days. What Lukas describes is ordinary and true.
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"Let them rest. They've earned it." #Malfoid
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This is absolutely true. We can't walk the path through the darkness for you, but we can give you a light along the way.
Consider for a moment: #Malfoid is largely a movement where married conservative Millennial men are giving all the encouragement they can to single Zoomer men to put down gooning and embrace yearning. Some have already begun finding relationships, even after swearing it off.
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The problem is he was annoying throughout almost the entire series. He and Harry should've thrown down much sooner, rather than just trading barbs like middle-school girls for six years. By the time the end happens there's no time at all for anything redemptive to happen. Hell, even his mother showed a more convincing redemption arc than he did.
Even ignoring the Malfoid stuff, Malfoy needed better development than: Middle school bully->Reluctant Death Eater->kinda remorseful at the end. A proper character arc would have been great to see.
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It's not necessarily heretical, but it's definitely incoherent. Human spirits are blank slates until the person begins to develop their characteristics in physical reality. You don't have eye color before getting eyes, for instance. The body you have is a vital part of your identity, adding biological sex, personality, and ethnic makeup to your person. If you insist on saying that souls had an existence or form prior to the body you give ground to people who say they were "born in the wrong body" since the potential then exists for a male soul to be joined to a female body, and vice versa, whereas the soul's creation upon the body's conception by pure divine will leaves no room for that.
Traducianism is not false teaching. 
As opposed to “Creationism” (that God immediately creates each new soul ex nihilo at conception), Traducianism asserts that both body AND soul are propagated from one’s parents through natural generation. Traducianism explains the passing down of a sin nature far better than Creationism does. Creationism must explain how a soul immediately created by God comes to possess Adamic corruption without locating the origin of that corruption in God’s creative act. 
Creationists have answers for this, but Traducianism is obviously correct. You are not born as a blank slate; you are the product of your parents, who are the product of their parents. Was Tertullian a false teacher because he believed this? What about Augustine who was sympathetic towards it? Or Gregory of Nyssa? Martin Luther? William G.T. Shedd? A.H. Strong? R.L. Dabney? Traducianism is a legitimate position within Christian orthodoxy. I should know, it’s been my favorite topic with which to blindside dinner guests for years.
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"You could not have been born to any other parents; you couldn’t have been born at any other time; you couldn’t have any other body or spiritual/mental qualities." The spirit is the seat of one's consciousness, not the body, therefore God could have designed our physical existence in any way He so desired and breathed our spirit into it accordingly. But God in His wisdom made us where and how He wanted us. Thus creationism acknowledges that God is the Arbiter of our being at every step of the process, whereas traducianism subordinates God as a reactive agent to mere physical reality.
A lot of supposedly smart people are revealing their ignorance in saying that the issues discussed in this video are either heresy or demonstrate an unfamiliarity with Christian theology. But the view described is simply traducianism: held in one degree or another by Tertullian, Gregory of Nyssa, the later Luther, John Milton, Jonathan Edwards, Samuel Hopkins, Augustus Strong, Gordon Clark, Millard Erickson, and Norman L. Geisler, just to name a few. So it’s not a fringe belief, even if not the dominant one (i.e., creationism). Traducianism believes that both the body and soul come into existence by the generative powers of the human zygote. The zygote does not just have biological potential but soulish potentialities as well—and that God has designed it this way. This is not to say that God is not involved: God is the primary cause of the creation of a new person, body and soul, and the parents are the secondary cause. But the relationship of these two causes is one of divine concurrence, not occasionalism: God concurs with the procreative sexual act of the mother and father and the generative powers of the combined sperm and egg. So even on traducianism, God knits us together in our mother’s womb. Traducianism has the advantage of explaining the corruption of the soul without positing that God is responsible for creating a fallen (defective) soul, or resorting to the proposition that it is the body which corrupts the soul when the two meet (which of course would naturally lead to a form of ascetic gnosticism, i.e., the body is evil and material desires must be shunned). Traducianism also has the advantage of explaining why children are like their parents *in non-physical ways.* There is a spiritual likeness, not just physical. Finally, one of the fascinating consequences of traducianism is that of origin essentialism, which holds that each person is a unique expression of their parents’ genetic material at a specific moment in time such that had you been born a month earlier or a month later, you wouldn’t be you—you would be a different person. Now, on creationism, God’s special act creates a soul and places it in the body during conception and early gestation. Since on Christianity the essence of the person is their soul, not their body, this means that on creationism you could have been born at any time, to any parents, in a totally different body, in a different culture, etc. On creationism, alternative possible worlds are not just mental exercises but worlds with you in it that God could have actualized. On traducianism, there is only one possible world history in which you exist: the one that currently is. This means that the chances of your existence are staggeringly unlikely—virtually zero—yet here you are. You could not have been born to any other parents; you couldn’t have been born at any other time; you couldn’t have any other body or spiritual/mental qualities. You are utterly unique, a true miracle. It’s mind-blowing, but also a testament to God’s awesome power and wisdom. Anyway, if you’re curious to learn more, read my analysis on pp. 68-83 in the text linked below.
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Praying that all my chud bros get the happily ever after they desire. "Delight thyself also in Jehovah; And he will give thee the desires of thy heart." -Psalm 37:4
I want a Malfoid of my own. Not the person, but the story. It hurts.
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Giving the border agents their morning briefing like:
#BREAKING: The Pentagon allows DHS to test a heat ray weapon for possible use at the border.
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Cockroaches don’t build their own homes, but they’re great at finding the cracks in yours.
Pakistani man arrested for allegedly running USPS scheme that cost $126M in losses trib.al/tQGHoUP
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I mean, technically they’re not wrong…
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I haven't noticed a decline in the trend at all. If anything it's gaining in popularity.
Every time I see a post saying the Malfoid trend is dead or dying the next like 3 or 4 posts I see are about Malfoid
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I think this is an important thing for people to understand about #Malfoid. It's not that Rowling wrote a bad book series. If she had, the whole thing would have been forgotten. Indeed, she wrote a spectacular series that succeeded beyond anyone's wildest dreams! And as they say, it's hard to argue with success. It's a testament to how good a job she did that the Malfoid improvements don't need anything except the gender change, and everything slides in organically. Rowling wasn't focused on the romantic elements. That's fine. Malfoid is tapping in to what people feel is missing, and very much yearn for. That's also fine. But here's something to keep in mind: It's been 19 years since the release of Deathly Hallows. As clear as it seems in hindsight, it took almost two decades for the fans to come up with this! So I think we can forgive Rowling for not thinking of this at the time. But this is also why mythmaking is so important. Shakespeare's Hamlet was written only eleven years after Ur-Hamlet, the play upon which it's based. It was mythmaking that allowed Shakespeare to make Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, and so many other plays that magnificently derived the source material into something new. It's how Cinderella, Little Red Riding Hood, and so many other folk tales developed—just faster, now that we have the Internet. Without the creativity-sucking insanity that is modern copyright laws, people would be able to take the beloved stories of their childhood and transform them into something new, just as we have throughout the history of mankind. Malfoid fans talk about the yearning: how we all yearn for love, devotion, commitment, family, and a happy ending. The same yearning that's pushed the development of classic stories for thousands of years. But there's a different kind of yearning we're seeing now as well: a yearning for the power of myth, the kind that can only come when a derivation of a classic story takes hold in our hearts. What could the fans have done with Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and so many others if we'd truly been able to make them our own? Instead of waiting decades for Hollywood to condescend to resurrect our favorite stories, only to turn them into absolute garbage for the sake of a cash grab. We shouldn't have to wait until 70 years after Rowling dies to do this. It's amazing to watch this happen now, in real time, and so magnificently. And that just makes it harder to watch as so many people derisively condemn it as "mere fanfiction." Maybe the term "fanfiction" should disappear from the vocabulary. Maybe we should make the point by calling it what it truly is: mythmaking. And it's every bit our right as humans to do.
I actually re-read the books every year. So I know the story very well. It's how I know that Malfoid works simply works better. There wasn't that much wrong in the original story, but Malfoid is in hindsight such a missed opportunity. As for the movies. I remember them vividly as well which is how I know that compared to the books, I think they're not all that great. I still like them, to a certain extent. But the books are very different. And the movies just ruin a lot of the characters. I'll only mention one example, this post is already getting to long as it is. I think one of the main reasons people love Snape is because of Alan Rickman's legendary performance. (I think Paul Darrow could have played an excellent Snape as well though.) And maybe this is an opinion that differs from a lot of people, but I did not like the ending of Chamber of Secrets (the movie). As a kid I didn't notice, but now... It is so cringe inducing. It is the literal definition of a redditor's 'and then everybody clapped'. I can't watch the ending anymore. Rest of the movie is perfectly fine though. Just that ending though...
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This is a very interesting observation.
Malfoid is actually a porn antidote working well. Men are remembering before porn, being young, when they just wanted that girl to love them back. Can they go back? No. Can they go on better than before? Yes. Very interesting who feels threatened by this, not just the OF girls
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We are all cringe but by God's grace we are made peak
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"Come closer, husband, your wife needs you." "Oka-my God, woman, you're an ice cube!" "I most certainly am not!" "Oh yes you are!" They laughed & kissed under the blankets until the fire was nothing but glowing embers. And they never did get to sleep that night. #Malfoid
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"You can do better" is the same lie the serpent told Eve in the garden.
"Call Her Daddy" host Alex Cooper & actress Sophia Bush: if a woman is questioning whether she can do better than her current husband, "the answer is always yes." "This idea that it's too late or you're too old, or who are you to want more, that's patriarchy. That is crazy."
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Tolkien did not much care for Narnia either, despite its immense popularity. He's a genius of literature, but not its God.
To all those who say that Tolkien wouldn't have liked #Malfoid, all I can say is: Of course he wouldn't have. If something wasn't on the level of his stories with Aragorn and Arwen, he didn't like it. His least liked romance (Faramir and Eowyn) is the most beloved of fans.
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It's a supernatural force. There's no reason it would be bound by the laws of thermodynamics.
One of the biggest thing missing from Harry Potter is the cost of doing magic. Mana pool When building a fictional world it usually doesn’t matter how overpowered something is. You can include anything and everything, stuff that is supremely powerful beyond all reason and the world won’t be broken, if, but only IF, you also add a sufficient cost to counteract the damage. Just to give a random example, Death Note. A magical booklet that will kill anyone whose name you write down, in the manner you describe. It’s as overpowered as it gets, but the cost of using it is you get robbed of an afterlife. You really shouldn’t use it, even though it’s really tempting. There is no cost to doing magic in Harry Potter. It’s ill advised to use stuff like Felix Felicis, because it will make you dangerously reckless and the potion can only guarantee success if you’re actually able to pull the stunt in question off yourself. Beyond that the costs wane rapidly and it becomes more and more difficult to balance everything out. The world is just unbalanced as a result, with plenty of weird coincidences and just unexplained holes. Why do they use a magical train to get to Hogwarts, instead of Floo Powder, for example? There could be a couple of official fireplaces somewhere for those that don’t want to connect to the network, plus the exit point could easily be in Hogsmeade, as not to compromise the security of the school. It’s easier and probably a lot cheaper than a train that takes a day and needs all sorts of enchantments to remain undetected by muggles. This is the biggest mistake in Harry Potter by far. It’s still great series, but this is a genuine gaping hole in their world.
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Flee in terror, O enemies of wholesomeness! Even those who don't care about #Malfoid are with us!
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