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My coworker spent one year in Tennessee.
He came back to Tokyo two months ago.
He is not the same man.
He says "y'all" in meetings. To our boss.
He holds the door for the entire floor. Twelve people. Every morning.
He asked the convenience store clerk how her day was going. She had to sit down.
He calls every man "bud." Including the CEO.
He refuses to describe anything under three hours away as "far."
He waves at drivers who let him cross. One driver waved back and almost hit a pole.
Last week, he told a junior employee, "I'm proud of you."
She went to the restroom and cried for ten minutes.
We thought it would wear off.
It didn't. It's spreading.
Three people in accounting now say "y'all."
The junior employee holds the door.
The convenience store clerk asks HIM how his day is going.
Tennessee, I don't know what you did to him.
Please do it to the rest of us.
Mayor of Ancappalachia retweeted
I've wanted to make this game for almost a decade. After years of building it, breaking it, losing it, redoing it several times, and even abandoning it entirely, the free demo is out on Steam. Very cool!
You're an armored bulldozer against a whole town who is out to get you, from the local police to the National Guard. Lots of destruction and explosions.
It would mean the world to me if you tried it. Thanks!
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Please list all federal crimes you have committed below. If you have not committed any, please tag someone you believe has committed a federal crime and list the crimes they committed. Thanks.
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GODZILLA MINUS ZERO | Official Teaser
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Who's the biggest enemy to the American people?
3%Russia
7%China
1%North Korea
89%The USA government
51,192 votes • Final results Mayor of Ancappalachia retweeted
-ALL gun laws are unconstitutional.
-Self-defense is a human right, and that includes self-defense with firearms.
-Conservatives supporting red flag laws are naïve to think those laws would never be used against them.
-Sending me gifts of
home made cookies will gain you favor.
-There’s never been a gun control law in history that has successfully ended violence committed with firearms.
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NATO is a Cold War relic that needs to be relegated to a talking kiosk at the Smithsonian.
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My wife told me that if this post gets 5000 likes then I can buy my newborn baby another gun.
How many likes can I get for this cute ass baby?
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Replying to @TheAtlantic
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Replying to @VP46Archive @VP
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Replying to @HeatherIsUnsane
I'm a healthy skeptic. I believe a lot of stories put out there are meant to redirect attention from the more serious issues. I'm of the opinion that most people are pissed at the wrong issues for the wrong reasons because of propaganda.
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DO YOU TRUST YOUR GOVERNMENT? VOTE AND RETWEET PLEASE
1%YES
99%NO
4,053 votes • Final results Mayor of Ancappalachia retweeted
In 2016, the police said, "we give up."
This is why they want gun control.
"If they come out after us, bring extra body bags. Those who live by the sword will die by the sword" -John Joe Gray
January 2016 - TRINIDAD, Texas – After almost 15 years, what is believed to be the longest armed standoff in American history quietly came to a peaceful close earlier this week.
John Joe Gray was arrested in 1999 for assaulting a state trooper during a traffic stop. Gray said it was his God-given right to carry the pistol he had that day, without a concealed handgun license. When the trooper tried to arrest him, Gray got into a scuffle with the officer and bit him.
Gray was eventually charged with assaulting a public servant, but he refused to return to court, and instead, armed himself at home.
"If they come out after us, bring extra body bags. Those who live by the sword will die by the sword," Gray told ABC News in a 2000 interview.
Since the felony charge in 1999, Gray has never left his 47-acres along the banks of the Trinity River between Tool and Trinidad, Texas.
Instead, Gray, his children, grandchildren, and friends patrol their property with pistols and rifles and refuse to let strangers inside.
National Geographic said it took a crew two years to earn the family’s trust recently.
"We've never shot no one yet,” Gray told National Geographic. “But they know, if they come on us, they'll be surprised what's going to happen to them."
The felony charge of assaulting a peace officer was actually dismissed in December 2014, when the district attorney left office.
Sheriff Nutt said he’s glad the district attorney decided to drop charges.
"Yeah. It takes pressure off people. And it may take pressure off them," the sheriff said. “There's always been the potential for something bad happening.”
Nutt said he didn't go get Gray because deputies could have died.
"It wasn't worth it,” the sheriff said.



























