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Former coach for the Dallas Stars and LA Kings (as far as you know.) XU. MKTG. Beer. Pokemon. Bad sports opinions. Cleveland is the Reason. He/Him. #coys

The Great Beyonder, Ohio
Joined January 2009
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Update: very much did the damn thing.
So yeah I did the damn thing.
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Of the top 32 CFB teams in terms of revenue, 26 are in the SEC or Big Ten, or are Notre Dame. The remaining 6 (Miami, FSU, Clemson, Utah, UNC & TTU) are all ACC or Big 12. All of the top 48 in revenue are Power 4. We're rocking towards college football's Armageddon.
In 2030, the Big Ten and Notre Dame TV deals are up. They're the only money makers that ESPN/Disney doesn't have a hook in. The Superconference is coming in 2030/2031. If you're a small school, this is your last decade to make a run, because the bigwigs don't want you.
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In 2030, the Big Ten and Notre Dame TV deals are up. They're the only money makers that ESPN/Disney doesn't have a hook in. The Superconference is coming in 2030/2031. If you're a small school, this is your last decade to make a run, because the bigwigs don't want you.
This kills off conference championship games. ESPN essentially talked this into existence and got everything they could ever want - with rights control of 3 of the big 4 conferences already. This is horrible for college sports.
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This kills off conference championship games. ESPN essentially talked this into existence and got everything they could ever want - with rights control of 3 of the big 4 conferences already. This is horrible for college sports.
BREAKING: The College Football Playoff and ESPN have agreed on a five-year deal that will expand the field to 24 teams in 2027, @CFBHeather reports. on3.com/news/college-footbal…
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The quality of millennial man is playing the Ocarina of Time remake for 2.5 hours and experiencing pure joy and bliss and childhood and then immediately standing up and realizing you had your knee in a weird position and needing Advil.
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I've seen multiple people on multiple platforms suggest the Browns can just "find a QB". They've had 25 years to "find a QB". You're staring down being the last team to get a crack at a top QB prospect next year and no assets to get a capable name otherwise. They're screwed.
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Bold to assume one exists for the Browns. You're getting the fifth best draftable QB and you're gonna like it.
I’m trying to think of QBs the Browns could go after next year. Not Draft QBs. Like plug and play veteran QBs. #Browns
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The Browns: a wet fart in the middle of autumn.
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It had to be Estime. It just had to be Estime. Of course it would be our former RB, why wouldn't it be.
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That Majora's Mask Remake is gonna hit like nothing before.
I feel like theyve really made the happy mask salesman more sinister now that theyve got the hindsight of Majora's Mask existing.
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"hmm yeah i think for my argument im going to compare myself to the nazis" - nikita bier
This is going to be like the Nuremberg Trials but for AI researchers.
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I can't believe no one voted for people who talk like this
Young white men voted overwhelmingly for gay race communists who want to trans kids, flood the country with illegals, and destroy young white men. Online social contagions of conspiracism, victimhood, and Jew-hatred are largely to blame.
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In all seriousness can there actually be some movement on making these federal elections actual holidays? It’s ridiculous.
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Good morning. According to the U.S. Tennis Association, there is no record of Vivek Ramaswamy being a “nationally ranked junior tennis player.” And then there’s the ad which connects to the Dept of Homeland Security’s corruption scandal: youtu.be/SzgQWv71a2E?is=b3Rc…
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Brewers World Series victory has evidently closed the portal to Hell opened by the Cubs 2016 title. Our long national nightmare is over
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Guys, we completed the trifecta, we did it AGAIN.
VoteHub projects Brian Poindexter to win the Ohio U.S. House District 7 election.
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Guys, we did it again.
BREAKING: Democrat Sherrod Brown wins special election for U.S. Senate seat in Ohio, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4BIyBZw
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John Stevens retweeted
Thank you for your service @OhioCrawler 🫡
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