Jon Crisp (@jon4849) header
Jon Crisp (@jon4849) profile picture

Jon Crisp

@jon4849

Owner of Philpott Florists and Front Porch Coffee Company in Abilene, TX npub1v44xa74fd5weq0l4dhpudg8msr7w9m6adr2042p75kx39mqt6y8qeavgf8

 40.3399, 127.5101
Joined September 2012
  • Tweets1.8K
  • Following658
  • Followers1.1K
200Media
Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)Photo by Jon Crisp (@jon4849)
If dad jokes or terrible puns ever become pollitically incorrect then I've lost all chances at running for any public office thanks to this account.
1
1
44
I’ll sell my dividend today for $500. Any takers?
Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru) profile pictureWatcher.Guru
@WatcherGuruSep 10
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump says he will issue a $5,000 dividend to every adult in the US if Republicans win the House and Senate.
3
223
Onboarded a merchant and paid for a coffee this morning with #Bitcoin via @Square all in under 60 seconds. Visa who?
1
3
134
Telling an ai to “code whatever you can without me until I can review” might be the most insane thing I’ve ever said to a computer.
1
105
Ever wonder how long that business for sale has actually been on the market? now you can. Ever wonder how many times it's been listed before? We flag every relist. View count? Got it. DOM? Yes! Relist history? all here Next up: price change history. dealledger.org — free, no signup. @JackieHirsch_ , @SMB_Attorney , @chandlerreed, @diligentsAI
Image from Jeff Sosville (@JeffSosville)
Image from Jeff Sosville (@JeffSosville)
Image from Jeff Sosville (@JeffSosville)
1
3
14
53,190
✅
Image from Jon Crisp (@jon4849)
Jon Crisp (@jon4849) profile pictureJon Crisp
@jon48497 Dec 2023
I’d like to own a small business for the sole purpose of adding “views expressed are not my own and are a complete representation of the views of my employer” to my Twitter bio.
3
728
ELECTION RESULTS: I gave my son a red and blue bottle to see which he would drink more from . . . the votes have been tallied!
1
4
700
Old Testament short stories like 2 Kings 6: 1-6 really make me wonder how good our English translations of the Bible really are.
2
193
The 2024 Stallion Invitational Pro Am ~ For the Cure ~ is just one week away!
Image from Jon Crisp (@jon4849)
Image from Jon Crisp (@jon4849)
Image from Jon Crisp (@jon4849)
1
9
437
I’m a bit biased on who my favorite coach is on the roster . . . Congrats Bloom!
John Bloom (@johnbloom30) profile pictureJohn Bloom@johnbloom309 Oct 2024
COMING SOON 🚨 I’m excited to announce my upcoming book, “Strength In Numbers.” This book wouldn’t be possible without the 100+ Coaches who contributed. 👀 Grab an EXCLUSIVE preview (Introduction + 10 Coach’s sections) by clicking the link below👇 johnbloomcoaching.com/book
Image from John Bloom (@johnbloom30)
Image from John Bloom (@johnbloom30)
1
1
583
Ireland is also just one c away from Iceland.
Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) profile pictureTerrible Maps
@TerribleMaps7 Sep 2024
Interesting Fact
Image from Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps)
4
569
Image from Jon Crisp (@jon4849)
John Coogan (@johncoogan) profile pictureJohn Coogan
@johncoogan15 Aug 2024
The cigarette industry is declining at 10% per year now on volume, but revenues are flat because they keep raising prices. If the trend continues eventually there will be just 1 single smoker who personally spends $75 billion per year on cigarettes.
1
2
408
Image from Jon Crisp (@jon4849)
4
185
How much does our Electric Truck and Trailer weigh? #hybrid #EV #loggingtruck #trucking #dieselelectric
7
16
84
2,669
Jon Crisp retweeted
Tony Holler (@pntrack) profile picture
Tony Holler
@pntrack1 Aug 2024
It’s time to repost this article. trackfootballconsortium.com/…
Football Coaches: Stop Doing Mindless Conditioning

Football Coaches: Stop Doing Mindless Conditioning

Stop Doing Mindless Conditioning (Part-three in a three-part football series) Conditioning is defined as “the process of training or accustoming a person or animal to behave in a certain way or to...

trackfootballconsortium.com
6
36
5
114
18,732
I cannot believe Jesus was able to do all of that so quickly at the Mount of Olives. Truly a miracle!
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
2
239
I hate when I reed red as reed and not red, so I have to re-reed red as reed so I can reed red correctly
greg (@greg16676935420) profile picturegreg
@greg1667693542024 Jul 2024
I hate when I read read as read and not read, so I have to re-read read as read so I can read read correctly
1
157
I have a family member who votes based on who they would want to hear speak for the next 4 years. Between @KamalaHarris @realDonaldTrump and @RobertKennedyJr this election has to be an absolute nightmare for them.
1
2
157
Nominate Shane Gillis so we can watch him debate Trump as Trump
78
4,594
148
71,980
2,821,098
OP made himself private. Paraphrased, the tweet said something to the effect of, “Unpopular Opinion: Universities should not require elective classes, especially when most of them are a waste of time and no one takes them seriously.”
1
492
*Correction* OP: “My hottest take is colleges should remove electives. Nobody should be forced to take World of Music or Art Appreciation to get a business degree.”
305
It’s @CrossFit but for the @Olympics where a giant wheel with every individual summer Olympic event on it is spun each morning of the 16 days and the athletes get points for what place they come in. Day’s event takes place in the evening so they have most of the day to prepare.
1
2
382
Call it “Greatest Sportsman” or something more clever than that. Just imagine: Day 1 Skeet Shooting Day 2 3200m Race Day 3 Parallel Bars Day 4 Fencing Day 5 Table Tennis Day 6 Canoe Slalom Day 7 BMX Day 8 Golf Day 9 Wrestling Day 10 Trampoline Day 11 100m Dash Day 12 Boxing Day 13 Pole Vault Day 14 Archery Day 15 Fencing Day 16 Shotput
2
227
Load more