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packers fan, chicagoan, cyclist, transsexual, in that order. i take pictures too and i am 26 yrs old

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Joined February 2021
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🙏 Jacob Misiorowski hit Josh Jacobs in the head with a 105 mph fastball and you will be reincarnated as a beautiful lotus flower 🙏
Josh Jacobs just did a handcuffs celebration after being arrested for beating his girlfriend Omg 😬😬
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sarah retweeted
Need E-40 to say Yaxel Lendeborg
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This round of tipping discourse is so weird because it has specifically young trans women ideologically aligning themselves with “your uncle who hates it when the barista turns around the iPad”
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Text to homie nicknamed Big Gulp: You make every day of my life better than the next. I feel like I have known you for a thousand lifetimes Text to wife: Make sure the bathroom door is open when I got home. Im gonna come in sprinting
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sarah retweeted
yes I’m non binary and yes I am a woman and yes I want to pass as female and yes I only use she/her and yes you’re transmisogynistic if you they/them me
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sarah retweeted
Gay people expressing desire through disgust is just reproducing how cisheteronormativity teaches straight people to express having straight desire through repulsion toward homosexuality. The natural experience of bodies you're not attracted to is neutrality—disgust is learned!
Reneé Rapp says she’s so gay that penises genuinely make her feel sick to her stomach Alexandra Cooper: “What is the most lesbian thing about you?” Reneé Rapp: “Toa said this to me the other day. She was like, ‘You are so fucking gay. You are so much gayer than I am.’” “And I was like, ‘Excuse me? What are you talking about? Look at you. Are we deadass right now?’” “And she was like, ‘No, no, no. You are so much gayer than I am. You are so deeply, deeply, deeply repulsed by dick. It is insane.’” “And it’s true. I can’t even. It makes my stomach turn. It makes me sick to my stomach. I don’t understand it. I can’t get behind it.” “I don’t like the shape. I don’t like the fact that it’s… I hate it. It makes me deeply upset and sick to my stomach.” “Are you aware of something called dorking?” Alexandra Cooper: “No?” Reneé Rapp: “Yeah, don’t be. Oh my God, I’m getting, like, viscerally sick thinking about it.” “It’s where people with dicks, like, they twerk with their… they dance, basically. I just found out about it and I was like, ‘You all are fucking repulsive. You have to stop that right now.’” “I feel assaulted just by hearing it. Just by hearing it.” Alexandra Cooper: “Wait, they’re swinging their wieners around?” Reneé Rapp: “Hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate. I can’t do it.” “When you’re so gay or so lesbian, you can make jokes about it and it’s like, ‘Hee hee hee.’ I’m like, no, literally not at all. It makes me sick to my stomach.” “I’ve just warmed up to it to where I can hear it. But I think that’s the most lesbian thing about me. It makes me viscerally upset. There’s a deep, guttural… I’m literally like, ‘Stop it right now.’”
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never be afraid to be the crier or the tweaker on the cta, everyone at one point in time will be one or the other.
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The brutalist Fine Arts Complex (1966-71) at University of Wisconsin Stevens Point designed by architect William P. Wenzler Vintage photos by Donald Nusbaum
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sarah retweeted
Photos of the people of Georgia from the project Downtowners & Towards Salvage (1994-1998) by Carl Martin
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This is a fun geographical oddity: Chautauqua Lake, despite being just 8 miles from the shores of Lake Erie, is not in the Lake Erie Watershed. It's in the Ohio River Watershed via the Allegheny River and empties into the Gulf of Mexico, 1,000 miles away.
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Real Cooler Weather Fetishists know the fun is just getting started 😎
IF YOU ARE OUT AND ABOUT IN CHICAGO, STAY OUTSIDE!!! THIS IS OUR LAST GOOD WEEKEND OF 2026
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Last night we let the Oconomowoc talk
The Brewers champagne bottles have the names of Wisconsin towns on them just like the flag they travel with on the road. 💙💛
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(To my girl friends gay friend while she’s in the bathroom) Big dog…you are mother
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the best thing about being a cubs fan is that one day the world will end and we will all be free
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“Attention to Detail” — For the past few years, Clemson University Baseball is the only D1 Baseball team that I’m aware of who actually practice lining up for the National Anthem - How to stand. How to honor the 🇺🇸 flag, and when to move in sequence at the end. Details matter!
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Thought Monster Mash was playing in a store and said “Sweet, Monster Mash” and it was Disorder by Joy Division and a lot of people heard me.
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chudcagoans would rip up the biodiverse habitat of a park so it can look "clean" instead of appreciating the beautiful landscape it currently is and the creatures they live beside
The Humboldt Park Fieldhouse and Lagoon | 1941 postcard vs today
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Michael Porter Jr. says that Nikola Jokic ignored him when he asked for dating advice with a Slavic woman: “I just asked him, ‘Yo, how should I approach this? What do they like? How are Slavic women? He didn’t respond.’” (Via @onenightsteiny, h/t @nuggetscountry_)
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