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Edmonton
Joined September 2009
Separatists: “Why would you vote to remain? Can’t you see the Canadian federal government is incompetent and untrustworthy?” Also: “We don’t have a plan for government but trust us. And don’t judge prospects based on crazy things proponents of independence say”
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The future is looking a lot like a few who can responsibly mentally employ the capabilities of AI, an increasingly behind luddite class, and a massive psychosis life-neutering chasm between them. Like the people who cannot master cocaine, and those who can.
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Keith.js retweeted
They always assign the toughest jobs to the folks that miss the meetings.
Lorne Doerkson, a backbench MLA, gets a call in the Amsterdam airport on a layover from South Africa. “The party leader has resigned and you’re the only MLA most of us don’t hate. You’ve been elected the next leader. Do you accept?” 34 days later: “Tonight, BC made a choice, and it is going to be the honour of my lifetime to serve you as your Premier,”
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The MAGA party in BC was called One BC. They got 1.5 percent of the vote. Likely higher than Trump would get.
JUST IN: Conservatives just won a landslide majority in British Columbia, Canada, returning to power for the first time since 1928. And Brazil is about to elect a conservative President Flavio Bolsonaro. MAGA is spreading worldwide.
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Keith.js retweeted
How rare is an interim leader winning an election? I could only find one precedent. Not just in Canada - in all Westminster countries at the national or provincial/state levels. Searched UK, Australia, NZ. Just found one. British Columbia in 1952
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The only party to blame for the NDP's loss is the NDP. Even if all Green voters, plus everyone who voted CWP, CentreBC, CHP, Communist, Freedom, Libertarian, OneBC, Independent and Unaffiliated all voted NDP instead, the Conservatives still would have won a majority.
Between the NDP & the Greens, BC voted 50% for a progressive people-oriented government. But because 10% of those voters were Greens, we have ended up with a racist, destructive mess. Congratulations Green party, you just helped usher in 4 years of hell.
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WTF, $3000 Samsung TV has an always-on mic, automatic content recognition, geo tracking, network mapping, and ships your data to Samsung + 400 partners. Bro Rooted a brand-new 2025 Samsung TV after noticing absurdly targeted ads. Firmware was locked down, so zero-days it was. Got a root shell. then found: always-on voice service, ACR, geo, full telemetry pipeline, and four separate DRM systems. This isn’t a bug, It’s the product bro.
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TRUMP REPORTEDLY PLANS TO EASE 50% TARIFFS ON CANADA The Trump administration is reportedly preparing to remove 50% tariffs on certain Canadian agricultural and forestry products, potentially as early as Friday. The move is intended to provide relief to trade-dependent states, including Maine, ahead of the U.S. midterms. However, tariffs on other Canadian goods could rise to offset the reductions.
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I can’t force my AirBnB guests to patch my php servers anymore?? wtf???
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Replying to @thedimitri
I flag all the emails telling me I am due to take a cybersecurity course as phishing. Then my cybersecurity team has to review their own message and email me to tell me it’s not phishing. I also flag that second email as phishing.
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messaging my wife a link containing proof of her husband cheating on her from an anonymous instagram account and then when she clicks on it texting her to let her know she failed the family phishing test and she has to retake my cybersecurity course
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Wait what? Oh no, I don't get to try to come up with some long, strong password or phrase I've never used before and then rotate it all the time 😩 It's just a private key created in your device's security chip protected by the PIN or optionally biometrics of your device 🤷‍♂️
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Keith.js retweeted
It's fascinating how Calvin & Hobbes is locked into its own lifespan. Watterson famously didn't want his comic strip marketed and merchandised like Garfield, so he ended it on his terms. The side effect of that is it's really only known by those who were around for its original run and a brief period after when the collections were recommended by everyone. There's an entire generation who didn't grow up with it, and that's a shame. One of the greatest newspaper comic strips of all time.
No one in the history of media knew the interior workings of a young boy’s brain better than Bill Watterson
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one time i showed casablanca to a friend for the first time, and when it was over, he said it was good, but it was distracting how many cliches they used. “i think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.” lines like that. anyway this tweet reminds me of this
watching the first episode of new girl, does it stop being so Quirk Chungus or is that just the tone of the show forever
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Keith.js retweeted
There used to be a show called Crossfire whose premise was to take two complete partisans, neither of whom cared at all about trying to get to the truth, and have them argue about politics. This show was terrible and Jon Stewart got it cancelled: youtube.com/watch?v=aFQFB5Yp… At this time, the premise of the Daily Show was something like, "First, we will try to find things in politics that are genuinely funny. Second, we will expose obvious hypocrisy among public figures" -- and this was actually useful! -- it highlighted the foolishness of partisanship, and how dumb it was to platform people whose job was to repeat the party line in a totally unprincipled way. I think a wrong turn was taken when the Daily Show and its descendants moved to a model which said, "We will try to make our audience more informed about politics." While this is a very tempting idea, comedy writers themselves lack the epistemic community to arrive at the truth -- it's a very hard problem, and comedy writers might be better at this than partisans, but they're not good at this, and not clearly better than much maligned traditional news media. Even worse, combining information with jokes often means snark. Now you get John Oliver acting like his specific narrative about a complex issue is so obviously correct that the opposing view is laughable. If there is a lesson, I think it is that comparative advantage is underrated. Comedy shows should try to be funny, news shows should try to inform, and everyone should try to make their audience bewildered by the complexity of the world and their inability to grasp most of what is going on, instead of deluding their audience into thinking it is simple.
Jon Stewart's really horrific effect on the general epistemic environment educated people are in remains under-discussed
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Keith.js retweeted
It's all part of the Smith-Carney plan to hand the premiership of Alberta (current occupant: Smith) to Naheed Nenshi. What could possibly be the purpose of such a plan? That you have to ask such a question only betrays your own adherence to the conspiracy.
I like how Smith supporters are called team “Smith-Carney”. Everyone is a secret liberal apparently …
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No, they shouldn't do this. They don't know your configuration. Are you using Docker? Installing it straight? Some weird non-standard archaic configuration? This isn't something that can be automated. And what if they break something, whose fault should that be?
Guy buys unmanaged vps and expects management
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I'm the kind of guy who tries to see value in all cultures, but if you're executing people for having sex then sorry, you're just barbaric. I am a better person than you, my values and culture are superior to yours, and I hope your culture perishes. Also goes for blasphemy laws
For those of you who are still being mislead by the fake news of the execution in Saudi. Here is what really happened. Now judge it yourself. Nazrul Islam and Sithi Akter, two Bangladeshi nationals employed as cleaning workers for the Bin Laden Group in Mecca, became romantically involved while commuting to work. Nazrul lived in a residential villa in Hayyal Iskan, while Sithi resided in Batha Kuraysh. In May 2023, the two engaged in illicit relations in a secluded stairwell room between Gates 85 and 87 of Masjidul Haram. Nazrul had asked an Indian acquaintance to stand guard downstairs, but the friend secretly recorded the encounter on video. Later, when the Indian national attempted to make advances toward Sithi and was rejected, he leaked the video online. The video quickly went viral, prompting immediate intervention by Saudi authorities, who successfully apprehended all three individuals. The Indian national received a 20-year prison sentence for recording and distributing the footage. Nazrul Islam and Sithi Akter were detained immediately following their arrest in May 2023. Nazrul had originally arrived in Saudi Arabia from Bangladesh between November 10 and 13, 2022. Following his arrest in May 2023, he remained incarcerated throughout a lengthy three-and-a-half to four-year judicial process leading up to October 2026. Throughout this period, official protocol dictated that the Saudi government notify the employer (sponsor) rather than foreign government authorities. Various rumors circulated online falsely claiming that the individuals were pilgrims performing Umrah or that the charges stemmed merely from public displays of affection. While the defendants were unmarried, the severity of the legal outcome was not solely based on the act of zina (adultery). Because the offense took place within the sacred precincts of Masjidul Haram, the court determined that they had severely violated the sanctity and honor of Islam's holiest mosque. Consequently, senior judges of the Supreme Court handed down the death penalty as an exemplary punishment aligned with Quranic principles and the Sunnah.
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Saudi confirmed Oct 14 2026 execution of Nazrul Islam and Siti Akhtar for indecent act in Mecca mosque. Official statements lack post's details of video by Indian, gates 85-87 or May 2023. Consulate: Aug 2023 detention. Narrative is unverified viral claim. spa.gov.sa/N2701392 thedailystar.net/news/work-and-…
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Keith.js retweeted
This is a neat taxonomy of LLM verbal quirks
Replying to @thomashikaru
We collected matched responses from a range of frontier, near-frontier, and pre-frontier models in chat, agentic coding, and essay-writing settings, ranging from Llama-base to Claude Fable 5 and GPT-5.6 Sol.
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LinkedIn is gonna go crazy about these cybersecurity attacks when they find out next month
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I complained about a lack of good october surprises 15 minutes too soon, this is a nuclear bomb
The GRU hacked into Jared Kushner's iPhone. Dutch military intelligence (MIVD) then recruited a GRU spy who gave them access to the hacked phone. What MIVD discovered was that Kushner had access to two bank accounts --one Azerbaijani, the other Israeli --where Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman and Emirati ruler Mohammed bin Zayed deposited money. It sounds like a slightly far-fetched episode of "Slow Horses," but it's real. And it proves just how eye-poppingly corrupt this administration was and continues to be as its "special envoy" decides the fate of tens of millions in Europe in the Middle East. Simply incredible reporting by Matthew Cole, drawn from his new book on Kushner. vanityfair.com/story/jared-k…
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