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Fractional CMO. Brings a sense of 𝑘𝑎𝑎𝑚 to marketing challenges. Crafts terrible puns for शौक value. Talk to the handle.🖖 🏠https://teapawt.org/t.co/syy2XxVAx2

Bangalore
Joined May 2007
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When dealing with shit, remember, this stool shall pass ~ Confucius
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Sea, Salt & Spice by @MeherM is literally a beautiful book. I am still reading it, but love the zest and wit thus far.
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Being born a woman is a risk. Imagine! Half of humanity doesn't have to. Imagine!
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I am going to make this a thread with every example I get. Please feel free to add to it.
A Bengaluru woman has filed an FIR against an unknown man after alleging that he secretly filmed her at Whitefield-Kadugodi Metro station. In a video posted on Instagram, she showed herself confronting and chasing the man before approaching Metro security personnel. She later said Kadugodi Police registered her complaint and were working to identify the man. Thanking the police for their response, she urged women not to stay silent when faced with harassment. “Girls, don’t be afraid. Police will help you,” she said. #Bengaluru #Whitefield #metro #BengaluruPOlice #womensafety
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Here's the data from Value Research on the mutual funds with the highest returns over the last 20 years. Somehow @AxisMaxLifeIns has beaten all these guys to get a 20% CAGR over 20 years. So good at rebalancing that @AxisMutualFund should be poaching. share.google/hbqT0LwFOwrOf6i…
Basically @AxisMaxLifeIns knows it's lying and doesn't want the world to know.
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Time to branch out. Imma plant some stories, call it shrubstack and see if it takes root.
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Basically @AxisMaxLifeIns knows it's lying and doesn't want the world to know.
Replying to @manuscrypts
Hi Manu, as requested earlier, please DM your contact details and our team member will get in touch with you. Team Axis Max Life. We have moved to a new web address. Check now axismaxlife.com
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I would really like @AxisMaxLifeIns to share the calculation here. Off the top of my head that's a CAGR of ~ 20% between 2006 and 2026. What kind of cherry picking magic is this? ULIP Halloween special? While you're at it, take a look at Montly and Built 🙄 @DARPG_GoI
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Boarding on AI 882 AMD-DEL is delayed by 20 minutes because Supreme Court Judge Vipul Pancholi & wife had to be VIP boarded first. They walk in with a posse of 6 guards + 3 AI staffers. Is this the VIP culture that India’s judiciary advocates? @MLJ_GoI ? #VIPculture 🚨#lalbatti
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Based on true stories
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Can jeans be antifit and still make a profit? #okbye
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When I realise the subliminal programming of 90s Doordarshan 😯 P.S. For the kids with no context youtu.be/R9ASiYcWCtA?si=tjOr…
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Made myself a protest tee 😎 @Cockroachisback
VIDEO | Delhi: 30-foot cockroach effigy burnt during Ravana Dahan on the occasion of Dussehra amid CJP protests. (Full video available on PTI Videos - ptivideos.com)
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I think I'll train my niece to burp when I say डकारys 😃
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Two men who punched a minor girl then dragged her onto the road, continued to hit her, and ripped her t-shirt got bail within 24 hours. Meanwhile, remand extended for two guys who waved the tricolour. 🤷‍♂️
#Breaking Delhi Special Executive Magistrate (SEM) court extends CJP leaders Saurav Das and Ashutosh Ranka’s judicial custody by 2 days. Das and Ranka have been in jail since October 14. @SauravDassss @AshutoshRanka @Cockroachisback @CJP_for_India
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Even in the morally destitute, dissolute world we currently live in, this doesn't make sense
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2024: Google sends you a lot of traffic 2025: Google sends you less traffic 2026: Google only cites you in AI answers 2027: Google never calls, but sends a Christmas card 2028: You bump into Google at a party and it pretends not to know you
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Except in Whitefield, where no one can drive, thanks to the amazing state of roads and traffic.
Reminiscing my driving days! Woman can drive as good as any man! ನಾನು ಅತ್ಯಂತ ಉತ್ಸುಕತೆಯಿಂದ ವಾಹನ ಚಲಾಯಿಸಿ ಖುಷಿಪಡುತ್ತಿದ್ದ ದಿನಗಳು ನೆನಪಾದವು. ಮಹಿಳೆಯರು ಕೂಡ ಉತ್ತಮವಾಗಿ ಹಾಗೂ ಜಾಗರೂಕರಾಗಿ ವಾಹನ ಚಲಾಯಿಸಬಲ್ಲರು.
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Sanjay Manjrekar's sarcasm here is absolutely brilliant
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The impact of the mobile device on a person depends on how they are when left to their own devices. 😬
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Now who did this! 😂
🚗➡️🚤 Cars turning into boats to survive #PanathurRUB after today’s rain! 🌧️ Commuters, plan your journey accordingly! Just 2 km from #ORR, home to corporate offices of @intel, @Google, @Cisco, @amazon & @SanDiskJP, this is the state of basic infrastructure in Bengaluru’s IT hub! Even after a decade, the Centre, State Govt & especially @SWRRLY @GBA_office have failed to deliver a Railway Underbridge (RUB) that works in all weather conditions. Bengaluru deserves better! Looks like #Roadster has some serious competition now! 🚤 #PanathurRUB #BengaluruTraffic #InfrastructureFailure
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"Judging a person does not define who they are, it defines who you are."
Why do these Leftists love to stay filthy, stinky and greasy ... 🤮
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