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Fredericksburg, VA, USA
Joined August 2009
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Civility is the spanx holding in the barbarism of humanity.
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Have you ever woken up and had a question in the forefront of your now conscious mind? And was that question “why is eggplant called ‘eggplant’?” It neither looks nor tastes anything like an egg.
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Good morning @EnochStevens0n. Sirens wearing headbands.
Sirens 1845 by Teofil Kwistkowski
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The Maximum Leader retweeted
When I was a little boy, a couple of days after Halloween, I came home from school looking forward to raiding my stash of hard earned Halloween candy, only to discover that my mother had been home all day, and had absolutely decimated my candy while watching TV. I get the very same feeling of disappointment and disgust when I think of government taxes.
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🧵It amuses me that about 880,000 voters in Los Angeles voted for their mayor. There are about 3,870,000 people in the City of Los Angeles. The Census estimates that 3.1M are over 18 yrs old. That means about 23% of possible voters* decided the mayors race. 1/x
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Such is often the case. There are about 2.2M registered voters in LA. So about 40% of registered voters decided the race. Again, this is not unusual. I bring all this up just to note that just a small number of voters deciding to show up to vote at any given 2/x
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Election can dramatically impact the outcome. None of this is new information. Just keep it in mind. * - of course, not all residents of LA over the age of 18 are eligible to vote. I’m just putting available numbers out there. /fin
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Luckily, Warner Bros' best Mexican character was spared from cancellation during that whole sorry episode: Slowpoke Rodriguez. While Speedy rushed and worked hard for his victories, Slowpoke was smart, methodical, and carried a big bore revolver as an equalizer. Be like Slowpoke.
As I recall Progressives tried to cancel Speedy Gonzalez for being a racist and offensive stereotype of Mexicans but then the Mexican got mad at them because as it turns out Speedy is extremely beloved, so the censors were forced into a hasty retreat similar to the Latinx debacle
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Good morning @EnochStevens0n. A modern take on a classic theme.
Three Graces by Mikhail Poletaev, 2017
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The Maximum Leader retweeted
Alex Ovechkin is hard at work in his office, teaching kids how to shoot from the left faceoff dot.
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Like many of my #twittersupperclub posts, it doesn’t look good but it went down easy. Pork chop with cheddar and apples. A side of mashed root veggies with butter.
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The Maximum Leader retweeted
Teams were 0-9652-0 in NHL history when trailing by 4+ goals in the final 3 minutes of the 3rd period entering Tuesday
THE JETS JUST RECORDED THE LATEST FOUR-GOAL COMEBACK WIN IN NHL HISTORY 🔥 THEY WERE DOWN 4-0 WITH JUST 2:40 LEFT IN REGULATION 😱
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(But not VA.) Ugh.
There is a very interesting mismatch between the elections for *candidates*, which effectively yielded a massive and historic sweep for the Democrats, and the *ballot initiatives*, almost all all of which yielded conservative outcomes, even in the deep blue states (but not VA).
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Good morning @EnochStevens0n. I always imagined Sappho with a linen shift. But I'm not complaining.
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Probably my favorite Simpsons episode.
30 years ago today, The Simpsons first met Hank Scorpio (and Homer said goodbye to a shoe for the second time in his life). “You Only Move Twice” first aired November 3, 1996.
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I went to the bank today. The people there know my love of Dracula. They said they found this in their candy bag and saved it so they could give it to me.
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One has to show one’s sticker, does one not? I did my duty. I seriously considered not doing it, as every candidate is terrible. I do have strong opinions on the ballot questions. So that decided for me.
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Good morning @EnochStevens0n. I’d advise he to avoid swimming.
Ophelia by Roberto Ferri, 2022.
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