Have you ever woken up and had a question in the forefront of your now conscious mind? And was that question “why is eggplant called ‘eggplant’?” It neither looks nor tastes anything like an egg.
Good morning @EnochStevens0n. Sirens wearing headbands.
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When I was a little boy, a couple of days after Halloween, I came home from school looking forward to raiding my stash of hard earned Halloween candy, only to discover that my mother had been home all day, and had absolutely decimated my candy while watching TV.
I get the very same feeling of disappointment and disgust when I think of government taxes.
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I enjoyed this a lot. A. LOT.
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🧵It amuses me that about 880,000 voters in Los Angeles voted for their mayor. There are about 3,870,000 people in the City of Los Angeles. The Census estimates that 3.1M are over 18 yrs old. That means about 23% of possible voters* decided the mayors race. 1/x
Such is often the case. There are about 2.2M registered voters in LA. So about 40% of registered voters decided the race. Again, this is not unusual. I bring all this up just to note that just a small number of voters deciding to show up to vote at any given 2/x
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Luckily, Warner Bros' best Mexican character was spared from cancellation during that whole sorry episode: Slowpoke Rodriguez. While Speedy rushed and worked hard for his victories, Slowpoke was smart, methodical, and carried a big bore revolver as an equalizer. Be like Slowpoke.
Good morning @EnochStevens0n. A modern take on a classic theme.
Good morning @EnochStevens0n. This counts as mostly clothed
Like many of my #twittersupperclub posts, it doesn’t look good but it went down easy. Pork chop with cheddar and apples. A side of mashed root veggies with butter.
Good morning @EnochStevens0n. I always imagined Sappho with a linen shift. But I'm not complaining.
I went to the bank today. The people there know my love of Dracula. They said they found this in their candy bag and saved it so they could give it to me.
Whenever I see an article like this I wonder if @squiggg has seen it.
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One has to show one’s sticker, does one not? I did my duty. I seriously considered not doing it, as every candidate is terrible. I do have strong opinions on the ballot questions. So that decided for me.
Good morning @EnochStevens0n. I’d advise he to avoid swimming.

























