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Christie 🪩

@squiggg

Argumentative, antithetical dream girl

 Philadelphia, PA
Joined April 2008
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sam@_chippytreeNov 2
Sorry to the 3 people who see how sad I am on Twitter
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ju â™± VI A SAB@juliisversionNov 1
you’re not matty healy, I’m not taylor swift, this ain’t the tortured poets department, we’re two idiots
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🦋@leftunsentsNov 1
is anyone else's automatic response to stress just, "ok well i'll just kill myself"
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Can we fix the technical difficulties with this flyers game already?
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@SteveSkojecOct 30
It's been 8 years, and this is still the funniest video on the internet. 😂 "SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE, DOUG!" and "AM I WRRRRONNNG?" are two of the most quoted lines between me and my older kids. The head bob with the hair movement at "THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!" will never, ever not be hilarious. And it's one of the best quick examples of the nature of male friendship to boot.
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tripplequestionmark.@14152651sS3xyOct 30
the great thing ab beating a dead horse with the right hg is that you discover new parts of the horse you didn’t beat before.
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B@BreliloquyOct 28
The same way a baby conceived via IVF is a real baby.
jasmine 🦋 (@jasmiliano) profile picturejasmine 🦋@jasmilianoOct 26
How are lab grown diamonds real diamonds ? Im so confused
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Casual Thursday@CasualThursdayOct 28
Pat McAfee said this. Pat McAfee did that. Wake me up when Pat McAfee actually protects my computer from viruses like I freaking paid for.
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ᥫ᭡@mp3nothingnewOct 26
i miss you but i miss sparkle land
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Axis mundi@DraxismundiOct 26
omg u remembered? ofc i remember useless things about people who don't love me back
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Omg omg Charlie is back?!!!
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These AI commercials gotta stop
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That's the face of telling your soon to be ex BFF that her boyfriend is a loser!! I know it all too well!!!
gaylor throwbacks (@throwbackgaylor) profile picturegaylor throwbacks@throwbackgaylorOct 26
twelve years ago today, karlie kloss shared a regram from josh kushner to instagram, suggesting that the two were on vacation in burma together yet on the same day, a fan took a picture with karlie and taylor in new york city and shared it to instagram october 26, 2014
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Pro tip: if your friend is ever talking shit about a guy DON'T SAY A WORD because when she ultimately decides to stay/suddenly date him, you're the bad guy for confirming all the terrible (but true!) things she said about him!!!
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Jill Gutowitz@jillboardOct 26
not this on the same day as chrishell and g flip… LESBIANS STAY INSIDE
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@PopBaseOct 26
Last Ditch, also known as the "COVID-conscious Western Massachusetts lesbian bar," is closing effective immediately.
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I know this isn't a safe space for a Jalen Hurts hater like myself, but I need everyone to get on board. Let's tank for Sayin please!!!!
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19 hours & 45 minutes of mental illness
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It was so kind of the Flyers to have a 1pm game during this bye week.
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kacey@lehkolasOct 22
If you’re a hater at heart, there’s truly no better place than sports fandom. This is beautiful
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@BR_OpenIceOct 22
THEY'RE CHANTING "YOU CAN'T READ" AT BRADY TKACHUK NOW 😳
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You Can’t See Anything directed by Nathan Fielder following Jen Shah in the days leading up to her imprisonment discussing what really happened regarding Heather Gay’s black eye
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