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I came to twitter to tweet literary witticisms. My tweets were to be elegant and erudite - full of delicate prose and arresting in their aching grace. I planned to elevate and illuminate with words delicate and manifest. Today I wrote a tweet about my butthole.
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walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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Just a reminder that it’s normal to drive your car until it dies, cook dinner most nights, live in a smaller home, pack your lunch, keep your phone until it stops working, buy used before buying new, make coffee at home, and wear the same clothes for years.
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*dropping an incredibly preliminary academic paper from a low impact journal that doesn't say what I think it does at their feet* Truth Nuke
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I hope whatever it is you're doing
you're stopping now and then
and not doing it at all. – at Egypt
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Stop testing things on animals; test them on rapists like Russell Brand. If he says no, he didn’t really mean it anyway.
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i don't care what the DNR says, if there's a defibrillator nearby i'm playing operation
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Amazing how much spam mail offering to improve my erection.
Buddy, my morning wood is so strong Pete Hegseth would be jealous.
Fuggee here, along with me and her 36 sanctuary pack mates need your help once again. Your donation today goes towards the pups food and medication. Every dollar counts. But most of all, the help feels like a warm, tight hug when really, really need it. Thank you so much ❤️
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Replying to @Reuters
She's defending her daughter's "values" while wearing a Keith Haring shirt is insulting.



















