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Los Angeles, CA
Joined May 2009
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I came to twitter to tweet literary witticisms. My tweets were to be elegant and erudite - full of delicate prose and arresting in their aching grace. I planned to elevate and illuminate with words delicate and manifest. Today I wrote a tweet about my butthole.
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nowtimes meow bug also?!?! frog eat!? 😮 caveman protect baby meow 😠
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walking with my dog and she goes up to sniff a person smoking a cigarette, i tell the person "sorry, she's trying to bum a cigarette, please don't give her one, she's in recovery." and they just stared at me. fuck omg is humor dead ?
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I don't even fuck around and i still find out
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Just a reminder that it’s normal to drive your car until it dies, cook dinner most nights, live in a smaller home, pack your lunch, keep your phone until it stops working, buy used before buying new, make coffee at home, and wear the same clothes for years.
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You can always count on me to be your parasocial friend.
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*dropping an incredibly preliminary academic paper from a low impact journal that doesn't say what I think it does at their feet* Truth Nuke
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The Lobster is going to write a novel.
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meet me in the sensory deprivation tank after emotional availability class
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I’m pretty chill, I mean, I’ll still like your posts after you ghost me
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I hope whatever it is you're doing you're stopping now and then and not doing it at all. – at Egypt
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Stop testing things on animals; test them on rapists like Russell Brand. If he says no, he didn’t really mean it anyway.
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i don't care what the DNR says, if there's a defibrillator nearby i'm playing operation
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I'd rather live in a van down by the river than subscribe to anything else
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Amazing how much spam mail offering to improve my erection. Buddy, my morning wood is so strong Pete Hegseth would be jealous.
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"underground music" okay dig it up then
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Fuggee here, along with me and her 36 sanctuary pack mates need your help once again. Your donation today goes towards the pups food and medication. Every dollar counts. But most of all, the help feels like a warm, tight hug when really, really need it. Thank you so much ❤️
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The best part of waking up is anti-psychotics and mood stabilizers in your cup.
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Replying to @Reuters
She's defending her daughter's "values" while wearing a Keith Haring shirt is insulting.
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this uber is so slow
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Patrick Stewart died today. Make it not so.
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