I love all the different ways news sites describe zendaya to compensate for the fact that her superstardom is totally disproportionate to anything she's actually done
"uhhh why do people care about zendaya? it's the emmy she won when she was on shake it up, right?"
it IS garbage but I can't pretend like teenage me wouldn't have had compulsive thoughts about iggy azalea and her ForceFem rifle
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I am not hacked I am just having major issues with my male and female self. A bitch with balls
the social network: mark zuckerberg is a monster who sold every last bit of his humanity to make facebook
tech bros: omg kinggg I wanna be just like him when I grow up
once you've met an american evangelical, it's impossible to view scientology as uniquely nefarious
both groups believe the apocalypse is imminent—it just depends whether the target is "non-scientologists" or "queers, liberals, black people, and jews"
I went to a random school in missouri and a 3.9 GPA would've made you, like, 30th in the class
affirmative action isn't the reason mans didn't get into harvard—he just couldn't compete in the big leagues and cried all the way to the supreme court about it
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the intensity of hatred for amy schumer is just trickle-down misogyny from the worst people on the internet
there's no way you all think noah baumbach should be trusted with barbie over diablo cody
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it's cool how the media suddenly lost interest in talking about jk rowling once she became indefensibly bigoted
there aren't many upsides to being a trans girl but the skirt+penis combo is goated for public toilets
one unexpected impact of transitioning is that I've been liberated from caring all that much about my weight
women's bodies just distribute it so beautifully. I've gained ~50 pounds since starting hrt, and tbh I don't know which is more responsible for my feminization
how does anyone think of 170 of woman and not instantly get so horny they can't breathe? is there something wrong with me?
my wife: honey I want to watch euphoria, can you turn on Max?
me [jerking off my pal]: I don't see how this helps
liberals constantly join in on conservatives' whining about protestors shutting down roads, arguing that protests that inconvenience people aren't effective
yet literal, admitted murder has the positive side effect of "increased discussion" as long as the victim's homeless
