Head Writer/Executive Producer of Tosh.0 (back when that was a thing).

Joined November 2008
It’s my potential and I’ll waste it if I want to.
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A statement from me to you.
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At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.
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The role @EmoPhilips was born to play! Don't miss Comics Reading Comics on 9/13 at Dynasty Typewriter! – at Los Angeles, CA
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This is the WORST INTERVIEW EVER! I don’t know where Barbara Walters was working in 1977 - NBC or ABC - but no network should have broadcast this trash interview xitter.cf/CineAudu/status/209233…
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Parks and Rec creator Mike Schur explains, in devastatingly clear prose, why the Paramount-Warner merger would be a disaster for TV writers, actors, and viewers. The whole system is already calcifying because of too much consolidation. hollywoodreporter.com/busine…
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Best ad ever from Abdul El-Sayed 🔥
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El-Sayed: Now Mike, I'm just going to remind you: if you don't know how to say the name, keep the name out your damn mouth. Or just call me Abdul. But I got some opinions about his name. See, it's very fitting for him: Rogers. Cause that's his answer every time a corporation or Donald Trump tells him to do something. "Mike, we need you to put a data center in the backyard." — "Roger!" "Mike, we need you to hike their prescription drug prices." — "Roger!" "Mike, we need you to rubber-stamp this war we shouldn't be fighting." — "Roger!" "Mike" — and this one's Donald Trump — "I need you to lick these boots." — "Roger!" And I think—I think I speak for all of us here in Michigan when I say that we are done with Rogers. Go back to Florida where you belong!
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I feel like the answer might be related to fact that you call him Punisher and her Zendaya
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Look at what Obama is doing y’all. That Muslim has no respect for American traditions or the beauty of our institutions. That Muslim Obama is racing motorcycles in front of our White House. God, how I wish Trump was president. He wouldn’t do shit like this
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Many years before Fox had "MADTV" in 1973, ABC commissioned a pilot for a "Mad" series. Titled "The Mad Magazine TV Special," here is a 16mm scan!
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Trump: "Millions of American small businesses, including corner stores. What is a corner store? I've never heard that term. I know what a corner store is but I've never heard it described-- a corner store. Who the hell wrote that?"
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This is among the greatest moments in the history of Fantasyland. Perfect chef’s-kiss distillation of this self satirizing historical moment.
Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.
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I can’t love this enough. Dogs who wanna go for a walk😍😍😍
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Defending Your Life was released 35 years ago today!! I think I've conquered at least half of my fears.
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Nick Malis retweeted
🚨 HBO confirms “The Pitt” are were once they are did. They became the first ever to have the first as in the era of that when of a digital streaming and the media began. Congratulations 🎉
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I always knew Marco Rubio was a stone-cold killer when he wanted to be one. Take a look at what he did to Trump in 2016. This guy absolutely belongs on the 2028 debate stage. He has a sterling record + charisma. Amazing talent.
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