@orbitoffbeat

@offbeatorbit’s fandom slop account bc I want to avoid the civilians on main. mostly yapping about snape, lily, snily + jily. fuck jkr. pls don't perceive me ♡

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Thank you so much for drawing my doomed 70s children for me, @maluceh 🥲#snily
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xin@x7n666Oct 27
Late 20's in Spinner's End #severussnape
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☾@pennyrigbyyOct 27
i was scared for a second there
Flash Crave
@FlashCraveOct 27
Ben Barnes has been cast as Sirius Black in HBO's 'HARRY POTTER' series. (Source: Deadline)
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lulu 🌟@wotterism23h
🚨BREAKING NEWS: lord voldemort’s reign of terror and genocide is ethical because he might be [checks notes] a transgender icon
HalfTangible
@HalfTangibleOct 28
The audacity to continue trying to claim a franchise you've long since abandoned as pure evil because it's popular Also: you missed the part where pure-bloods ARE the minority group. Lead by a body-modifying terrorist who hates his own birth name Do you see what you sound like
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I’ve always been uncomfortable by the swiftness with which people call others ugly, and I gotta say that you guys are really dragging it with that James casting lol
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit23h
Yeah, so, that’s not what a lynching is. Also lol there was probably a tree nearby because they were outside, not because it is some sort of allusion to LYNCHINGS.
HalfTangible
@HalfTangibleOct 28
"James did not lynch Severus" He hung him upside down by a tree and asked the crowd if they wanted to see his trousers removed.
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I'm legit gobsmacked by this lol
Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 27
Oh my God, James did not "lynch Severus basically." Also, having aspirations to join a fascist terrorist group is worse than being an asshole in high school. You guys are incredible lol.
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 27
Wow, glad she beat it
Multiverso Potter@multiversohpOct 27
A atriz que vai fazer a Lily venceu um câncer em 2021 🥲 Que bom que ela se curou ! E agora será nossa Lily Potter entrando para a história
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PennnLannne@penelohpee23h
And that would be an incorrect depiction and an incorrect interpretation of that scene.
Rick Fox
@rickhfox23h
Replying to @HalfTangible
They’re gonna decide it’s lynching real fast if the HBO series lives long enough to make it happen to black Snape.
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do not let the Jeguli see that man's lil earring...........
Thiego Novais
@thiegonovaisOct 27
Um pouco mais do ator Jasper Talbot, que fará James Potter na série Harry Potter da HBO. Ele parece ser muito legal e vem do teatro, ou seja, esperem muita atuação!
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Sam Alberti 🪏@sam_albertiOct 27
how are you supposed to explain that the Deptartment of Education is posting nods to alt-right pedophilic gender-swapping fanfic without sounding like an insane person
U.S. Department of Education
@usedgovOct 27
There’s Magic in Learning! 🪄
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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 27
same people who "hate" trans people are simultaneously cranking it to gender bent malfoy from harry potter
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malex 🍂🦌@lovelystaggOct 27
why did this leave jilytwt #freepen
Karashika⚢@KarashikamOct 27
Man who fathered you vs dude who gets to keep his own father’s name but you know. Yours is disposable
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SEND THE FLOOD
Will Sommer
@willsommerOct 27
Dept of Education is embracing the "malfoid" meme, a right-wing fan fiction idea about a female Draco Malfoy who Harry Potter could fall in love with. xitter.cf/usedgov/status/2115069…
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 27
People saying “Malfoid” 🫩 bring the flood
Mike Recine@mikerecineOct 27
Ok so I guess my kid is being Harry Potter for Halloween and the baby is gonna be Hedwig. My wife was like what do you wanna be? Idk what’s a HP costume I can wear that shows my solidarity with the trans community?
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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbitOct 27
Well, they seem to be around the actual age of their characters when they died this time. So that’s nice. Now I can go back to ignoring this whole thing.
Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 27
Jasper Talbot and Hannah Chinn have been cast as James and Lily Potter in HBO’s ‘HARRY POTTER’ series. (hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-…)
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I exclusively call her Lily Evans but come on now lol…
Karashika⚢@KarashikamOct 26
I’m sorry but I fear her father is far more important than her husband on every level. He too is his father’s son. Why does he get to keep his name and she does not?
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what in the world makes lily's (nameless) father more important than lily's husband. she actually chose to spend the rest of her life with her husband and have a son with him and die with him?
Karashika⚢@KarashikamOct 26
I’m sorry but I fear her father is far more important than her husband on every level. He too is his father’s son. Why does he get to keep his name and she does not?
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Maya Darjani | Meena Daye@DarjaniMayaOct 25
Replying to @DarjaniMaya @orbitoffbeat
Gang, I made a scrapbook page about it when I was a teen
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“[Snape] would never smoke or drink”
denie(cka)@denie_ckaOct 24
a few months ago, someone left a comment under my drawing of severus smoking that i forgot to reply to. they later deleted their comment, but i still want to give it a quick response. here is the comment:
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But tbh, I see this rationale for Snape not drinking all the time, especially since it is basically fanon that Snape’s dad was an alcoholic. But if you ask me it’s way more in character for him to drink and simply believe he’s above having the same affliction as his muggle father
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