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Joined September 2014
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Yo @sheetz yall out of toilet paper in the handicap stall of your Wilkesboro location. I been in here hollering for help 20 minutes
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I am never deleting this app
Investing Addict (@InvestingAddict) profile pictureInvesting Addict
@InvestingAddictOct 30
Just deployed $100 into the S&P 500 to stop the bleeding.
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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Internet
@ThabigRexyOct 28
realest shit my teacher ever said was keep your eyes on your own paper
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senshi
@senshi_realOct 23
eu usando o mesmo nickname em todos os jogos:
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sam@fvckeIonmuskOct 19
political ad gambling ad soft core porn ad political ad political ad arby’s angus cheesesteak ad soft core porn gambling ad jordan love pick six
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About to Irish enterance my boy he has NO idea I’m in his crib
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She sent me $25 for lunch. I put that shit on Jaxon Smith-Njigba to score a touchdown. I’ll eat at my gma house
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PROTECT THE REAL DATA CENTERS
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Image from Ama Talks Fashion (@ama_underated)
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the phrase "shit smoove off" gets thrown around a little loosely these days. however,
Guardskoto Yuki (@guardsmaxxing) profile pictureGuardskoto Yuki@guardsmaxxingOct 9
I’m cracking up so bad rn
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"Amumu, POR FAVOR faça algo" Meu Amumu:
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Complex
@ComplexOct 8
A father threw a chair toward a judge after the driver who killed his 2 year old daughter and both her grandparents was sentenced to just 120 hours of community service. [H/T: insidehistory]
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The photo is AI-generated. The video shows a real 2014 Netherlands incident where a father threw a chair after a 120-hour sentence for a crash killing his daughter and grandparents. On appeal the driver got 15 months prison. l1nieuws.nl/nieuws/1291374… rechtspraak.nl/organisatie-en…
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Riċ (@ricblurs) profile picture
Riċ
@ricblursSep 22
get your spark back nigga
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Cats gave belt to Israel A&M you love to see it #BBN
DOW Rapid Response (@DOWResponse) profile pictureDOW Rapid Response
@DOWResponseSep 19
WELCOME TO AGGIELAND @SECWAR
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the cincinnati reds front office since 1995
FactPost (@factpostnews) profile pictureFactPost
@factpostnewsSep 16
Vance's midterms pitch: "Give us another chance. Give us another couple of years"
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Heavenly father
Football 🏈 (@TheFBReels) profile pictureFootball 🏈
@TheFBReelsSep 16
UTSA’s QB is the first player to create a highlight then be put on one in the same play💀💀💀
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Okay like is this is not strange behavior
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ceciarmy
@ceciarmySep 14
En EEUU, un hombre contrató a varios trabajadores latinos para cercar su patio y al terminar, llamó a ICE para intentar librarse de pagarles. Pero tenían toda la documentación en regla, así que volvieron y desmontaron la valla pieza por pieza delante de él.
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Luscas@lussquiinhasSep 11
quando a ahri acerta o charm em mim
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