@petitroll

Laisse-moi faire c'que j'fais de mieux. J'continuerai mes conneries jusqu'à c'qu'ils m'prennent au sérieux.

 Hamilton, Ontario, 🇨🇦
mosser.github.io
Joined May 2009
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"Nobody ever became a Jedi by spending their lives reading Wookiepedia" #Genius jpetazzo.github.io/orchestra…
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Dans la serie"toujours plus en Amérique du nord" (dedicace à @miamologue), je trouvais que mon yaourt goûtait la crème fraîche ce matin... et oui, le pot de yaourt est à 11% de matière grasses.
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Neil Renic@NC_Renic31 May 2025
GPT-6 will have the intelligence to open a bakery instead of doing a PhD
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vas
@vasuman25 May 2025
Claude 4 just refactored my entire codebase in one call. 25 tool invocations. 3,000+ new lines. 12 brand new files. It modularized everything. Broke up monoliths. Cleaned up spaghetti. None of it worked. But boy was it beautiful.
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Deedy
@deedydas8 May 2025
The new Pope has a degree in mathematics from Villanova University. This guy doesn’t just understand sin. He understands cos.
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Miamologue 🦖@miamologue5 May 2025
Les 10 erreurs les + communes quand vous souhaitez perdre du poids :
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Rhys
@RhysSullivan3 May 2025
incredible how pretty much the entire github homepage is useless
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WeRateDogs
@dog_rates28 Apr 2025
This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family
a brown and tan dachshund puppy lays on their back on a tile floor. the puppy is so small that he's the same length as one tile. his ears are splayed out on either side, his paws tucked in to his chest, and his eyes wide with terror. please show him mercy, we're begging you!

ALT a brown and tan dachshund puppy lays on their back on a tile floor. the puppy is so small that he's the same length as one tile. his ears are splayed out on either side, his paws tucked in to his chest, and his eyes wide with terror. please show him mercy, we're begging you!

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Dédicace a @miamologue pour le sandwich a 2,080 calories 🤣
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God is always with us .
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I Am Devloper
@iamdevloper19 Apr 2025
Coming back to PHP after years in the JavaScript ecosystem
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Jon Favreau
@jonfavs6 Apr 2025
Never leaving this place
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MatLab crashes
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Constantin@constantout6 Apr 2025
"I built a SAAS in 3 days with 0 coding knowledge using AI. Developers are obsolete." Their project:
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Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat794 Apr 2025
It’s over
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So @OpenAI credits expire after one year. The new dashboard does not show this information, and it triggers the auto-reload policy even if you have not used their product (API) for one year. And the helpdesk does not answer. Seriously, @sama, this is shady AF.
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mRr3b00t
@UK_Daniel_Card27 Mar 2025
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Ubisoft, you failed me on this one.
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Thorsten Ball
@thorstenball20 Mar 2025
I truly believe that this is one of the hardest problems in software: How do you bubble up errors in a system so that the user can see them, make sense of them, and knows what to do? It's so hard and I've bumped into it in nearly every project I worked.
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Miamologue 🦖@miamologue19 Mar 2025
Le petit-déjeuner n'est pas forcément le repas le + important de la journée mais il est parfois trop sucré ou trop gras pour tenir toute la matinée. Voici quelques pistes pour le réequilibrer. Et toi, t'es plutôt salé 🍳 ou sucré 🥐 ?
Améliorer le petit-déjeuner ?

ALT Améliorer le petit-déjeuner ?

CE QU’ON EVITE ? Le tout sucré Pour éviter les fringales de sucre et de fin de matinée Le tout industriel Trop gras, trop sucré en général Peu de mastication Réduit la satiété, les sensations de faim Peu de protéines Elles maintiennent la satiété sur le durée

ALT CE QU’ON EVITE ? Le tout sucré Pour éviter les fringales de sucre et de fin de matinée Le tout industriel Trop gras, trop sucré en général Peu de mastication Réduit la satiété, les sensations de faim Peu de protéines Elles maintiennent la satiété sur le durée

Comment l'améliorer ? Brioche, nutella, jus de fruit A Pain, beurre de cacahuètes, carré de chocolat, yaourt

ALT Comment l'améliorer ? Brioche, nutella, jus de fruit A Pain, beurre de cacahuètes, carré de chocolat, yaourt

OU OPTER POUR DU SALE On recommande généralement des petits-déjeuners salés, encore faut-il aimer ! Pain, fromage frais, œufs au plat, yaourt, fruit

ALT OU OPTER POUR DU SALE On recommande généralement des petits-déjeuners salés, encore faut-il aimer ! Pain, fromage frais, œufs au plat, yaourt, fruit

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