I’ve been active on this hellscape for over 16 years and no exaggeration this could be the worst tweet I’ve ever seen. Multiple levels of astonishingly delusional brain rot, to the point I was 1000% convinced it had to be sarcasm.
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Tomorrow night...
🎨: @dhwanisaraiya_
fuck me I thought it was going to be impervious to my blowtorch
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Replying to @dhwanisaraiya_ @philatticus
Sixers may have the Mandate of Heaven, this is fucked
Knicks sent a "phishing email" disguised as a championship ring offer to Madison Square Garden employees.
Those that clicked the fake link were forced to attend a mandatory cybersecurity class to "help satisfy some of [James] Dolan's cybersecurity concerns."
(via @joevardon)
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Given everything that's happened with Jalen Hurts, I thought it was best to speak with a physician—a Black woman physician. Like many other Eagles fans, she doesn't play about QB1 either. 👩🏾⚕️🩺 phillytrib.com/news/local_ne…
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Just spoke to Jalen Hurts’ agent, Nicole Lynn, who clarified that while Hurts was up until early Sunday morning getting evaluated at a hospital, he was able to sleep upon rejoining the team and the Eagles set aside a room for him at the stadium. Videos from the stadium show Hurts coming onto the field just before kickoff and he felt rested enough to play.
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When you can’t actually argue Hurts is a good QB back door it by blaming the medical staff! How do people take this room temperature IQ idiot seriously

























