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Joined November 2011
This was actually perfectly legal as it counted as work because Laurence Fox has to hire people to be his friends
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"I'd ather have reform win and guarantee reform in government in 2029 than lose my useless favourite" is a hell of a statement
Right, @AndyBurnhamGM says he wants to save the Labour Party. So do I, but only from the likes of him. He’s been planning this Machiavellian coup for the leadership for two years now, the snake-in-the-grass that he is. So, unusually (call it collateral damage if you like) I hope the good people of Makerfield in Wigan vote Reform in their masses and give him the biggest kick up the fuckin’ arse he’s ever received. Fair? @UKLabour #StandWithStarmer
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Replying to @BeeNetwork
@BeeNetwork the Trafford centre tram says it'll be 9 minutes for over 4 minutes now at Abraham Moss. Do I cut my losses and go into city centre or will it actually arrive at some point?
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9 minutes to 1 minute was a hell of a jump
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What have labour got against a tradespersons standing to be an mp?
Only Labour can beat Reform in Gorton and Denton. Zack Polanski knows this - that's why he was too chicken to stand himself. Vote Labour on Thursday 26 February.
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Look how above it I am, I need to inform you all how above it I am
Not sure I’ve ever been less interested in something than the Beckham family issues. Utterly tedious people.
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"Look, let's just give him Greenland for 3 years then when he's gone we'll politely ask for it back"
Trump is temporary. America is permananent. Rash decisions based on a lunatic likely out of office in a few years is not going to help.
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If there was any justice in this world then surely the children can just eat each other
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Abolish democratic elections because they disagree with what I think is a hell of a flex
Replying to @Keatingite
We seem to bury our heads in the sand. ‘The press are against us’, ‘the polls are rigged’. We need to abolish the NEC, axe membership voting for leadership positions. We need to save these people from themselves.
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I've seen the centrist movie before it's called "happily pave way for far right government because they don't want to redistribute wealth and power to people they secretly see as beneath them"
I’ve seen the Zac Polanski movie before, it was called ‘Millions of people came to Jeremy’s rallies and he won the argument.’
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Future Reform councillor
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Replying to @BeeNetwork
@BeeNetwork has a 135 bus disappeared off the face of the earth? Said one was due at Piccadilly gardens now it's saying 11 minutes
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@BeeNetwork the amount of people at this stop now won't even all fit on the bus. If you're going to shut a tram line maybe don't take one of the alternative bus routes out of circulation
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A puppet of Lockheed Martin speaks
The white collar and teaching unions have just thrown the workforce of Britain's defence industry under a bus. Defence spending is vital to our economy and security - and the Labour government should go on proudly raising the defence budget towards 5%... 1/2
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Make this happen @odeon
Spitballing Ideas: Theatres showing Six The Musical employ me to be in the Foyer on the way out saying sorry and letting them shout at me? #HenryTheWorst
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Wait until you hear about Wes Streeting then
Farage is private healthcare's man in British politics - pass it on...
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Death is a good thing, actually
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I'm assuming all the same liberals who condemned Elon Musk cutting USAid will also be as vocal in their anger at Kier Starmer cutting the aid budget to fund war
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I've never heard a good argument for first past the post
🗳️ What voting system do Brits prefer? 🟡 Proportional: 49% 🔵 First-past-the-post: 26% Via @YouGov, 22-23 January 2025
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This is the problem, berks like this are celebrating the already wealthy getting even more wealthy. Kids are still starving. Pensioners are still freezing. Wealth inequality is driving the continued drop in living standards and labour are doing fuck all to stop it.
The FTSE 100 has just surpassed it's highest ever intra-day value. Well done Rachel Reeves, Darren Jones and everyone else in government. I look forward to it being prominently reported on the BBC News website and Sky News will surely be covering it. #bbcnews #skynews
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The planet is going to burn and inequality will continue to rise and this guy will still be tweeting "reasons to celebrate. Wallace and gromit stamps approved. Cracking policy, kier!"
Labour quietly smashed it this week. While Elon Musk begged for attention, the government cracked on with tackling Britain’s thorniest problems. 10 important changes to celebrate:
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It's not safe! You've got some creep going around taking photos of sleeping people
London tube at 9am. Why can’t we have a tube that is safe, clean and civilised?
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