life enjoyer

nyc/tor/gulf
Joined January 2021
that tweet was really a reading comprehension test many people failed
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despite what social media says, the chopped cheese wasn't really a NYC thing until recently, it was an uptown thing at best if there's anything comparable that represents NYC as whole it's probably the chicken cutlet hero can find that in any neighborhood in any borough
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Living in New York is just going to upward mobility dinners till you die
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years ago when I used to tutor, I had a student finish a practice test at like 8pm. she asked if I could walk her home since she lived nearby but it was dark out. we get to her building on Lexington Ave and this is how I find out her dad is a partner at Apollo
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NYC is just about going as hard as you fucking can until you die
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incoming NYU students will never know that the Sephora used to be a bar selling 5 shots for $12
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coming out of retirement, new stuff launching this month, if you want to get involved you know where to message me
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chinese cigarette haul
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pool with pool at the pool party
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I fold my pizza
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it's cool that the twitter algorithm incentivizes you to only post about one thing per account it means that when I make a post about a random thought, it shows 30 people who don't care and don't engage, and then nobody else ever again great website
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when I first made a sizable amount of money I did what anyone else would do enough warhammer to fill a medium-size NYC storage unit
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just woke up in cold sweats from a nightmare where i dreamt obama had joined anthropic. we cannot let them have obama
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easy to understand why people hate AI when nobody makes any effort to correct misinformation and instead you constantly tell them they're going to be jobless
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bay area parents pay $735,000 per child for similar outcomes to just going to public school in NYC (Stuy, Bronx Science)
Sending 9 out of 195 graduating seniors to Stanford is insane Guess which Bay Area high school this is
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i stopped drinking, shaving, or cutting my hair months ago and since then i've hit PRs on squat, bench, deadlift perhaps the nazirites were onto something
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for every like this tweet gets I will smoke one cigarette
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News we lack
In Dagestan, a hedgehog approached a passerby so that he could remove the tape from its paw. News we lack
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this is what I do
i wish there was a job where i could be up to mischief and get paid
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people who've never worked a finance job in their lives keep logging into twitter to say wall street is gonna move to miami
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